The internet, in T-Shirt form:

The Typoology Project continues...:

Mortage (n.)
A loan taken out to pay for one's funeral. (Not usually considered a wise investment for the lending institution.)


e.g. Dear Sir, Have you heard about our new low mortage rates?
(Source: Paras' spam.)

News from Pitchfork: DFA 1979 to Cover Bloc Party

hey geeks, here's a new logo for your geeky stupid geek comics, have fun reading you stupid geeks!

Because, Leo, we always plan with one goal in mind: What's the best way to do this so that Leo doesn't come?

So far, so good.

Damn, why you guys have to make it the one day of the week I can't make it out?

How many shows does it take to get Family Guy back on the air?

Dark Angel
Titus
Undeclared
Action
That '80s Show
Wonderfalls
Fastlane
Andy Richter Controls the Universe
Skin
girls club
Cracking Up
The Pitts
Firefly
Get Real
Freakylinks
Wanda at Large
Costello
The Lone Gunmen
A Minute with Stan Hooper
Normal, Ohio
Pasadena
Harsh Realm
Keen Eddie
The $treet
American Embassy
Cedric the Entertainer
The Tick
Louie
Greg the Bunny

Apparently 29, according to the the new season of Family Guy.

Sure thing! See you guys there.

Consider it confirmed.

For a mere $0.90 per head, less than the cost of a cup of coffee, you can enter my home and watch a terrible movie that someone else rented.

Tentatively, it's at Beck's new place (or so Beck claimed at lunch today.) I leave it to him to confirm, though.