Bored? Need something to do for fun? You could always beat a homeless guy to death.

The secret of Sasparilla solved:

Sasparilla
and it's Dennis the Menace's sippage of choice.

Ingredients:

1 teaspoon baking yeast
4 1/2 pounds light brown sugar
3 ounces root beer extract
4 gallons water

Preparation:

Dissolve yeast in one cup of lukewarm water. Let sit. In a pot, combine the four gallons of water, sugar, and extract. Mix thoroughly and heat slightly until the mixture is consistent. Turn off the heat. Let cool. Add yeast. Mix well. Bottle. Let sit for seven to ten days. Makes four gallons.

On Baby Geniuses:

Weird, the ciritcs hated this movie. I LOVED it. Its so funny, and the babies are superbly acted. Its amazing, like watching that doggie show where they are all trained and junmp the fences. SPECTACLUAR.

In a few years your cell-phone may be nuclear powered.

And on a semi-related topic: why the fuck do people still insist on pronouncing it NOO-KYU-LER? It's NOO-KLEE-ER, you dipshits!!! Sound it the fuck out already!


That one's a bit of a pet-peeve of mine in case you couldn't tell.

Fuck Ikea, this is the de-facto next shit.

hahaha, yeah tell me about it!

Also, check this crazy design shit.

oh shit those bikepunks in book town looked pretty rad.
plus that rachel chick also totally annihilated Punk Rock Bingo with CHICKEN SHIT BINGO!

SAN WOO NYC TRIP

LO-HO NIP SLIP
NAT PO TOP LESS

from brooklynvegan

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::Congrats to Growing Pains pop and failed talk-show host Alan Thicke on tying the knot with model Tanya Callau.........

HOW RECENT IS THIS? (IS THIS EVEN NEWS?)

from: Product Shop NYC

back to the grind.

You're not punk-rock enough to fuckin ride bikes, you piece of shit poseur.