Bah, it's probably the doppelgänger that walks around CAB...

So, the upcoming NBC reality show called "Who Wants To Be a Hilton?", starring Kathy Hilton, famous for mothering (?) Paris Hilton, is apparently "tragic — really bad." I wish they had paid me the production money, so I could make that pronouncement on my own...

from the Listen Records mailout:

Kevin Smith
November 22
@ Winspear Centre


Zah?

i don't think i sent you that Head Automatica, but i did post the leak on May 29, 2005 -- 7:03 PM
Album drops in August and it's killin' already.

my understanding of Satan is that he's behind me.

My understanding of Satan et. al. may not be the most complete, but isn't Satan the Prince of Darkness? At the very least, I'm sure I've heard that title somewhere, indicating to me that it may have already been taken.

Besides, you're competing with Judas, Brutus and Cassius! Those fuckers know evil (of which, apparently, a large portion is betrayal). I would think the best you could end up with is Duke of Lesser Darkness or Baron of Western Abomination. More likely, though, is a Lordship, like all the truly evil people.

Oops, I forgot to mention all day... but regnyouth is no longer being updated. Be grateful I showed you those links yesterday when I did kuz now you'll never get regnyouth updates again!

But I wish I was though... that way I'd be trapped in ice and not burning alive. And I'm sure if I was at least chillin with satan I could probably suck up to him and become some prince of darkness or whatever... which wouldn't be so bad. If you can't beat 'em...



Weird, I found this album on my hard-drive and I don't remember downloading it. Anyway, the band is called "Head Automatica" and the tunes are pretty catchy. I looked them up and surprisingly the band is comprised of the guy from Glassjaw and Dan The Automator. WTF???

Eric, did you send me that album? I don't have a clue how I got it.

Tay don't worry. At least you aren't keeping Satan company.

-Strictly for my ninjas

Aww... only sixth?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Usually I don't take these dumbass tests... but dammit, after reading up on all the levels it sounds like I got sent to the worst one:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

Don't know what this means. I'm not that evil.