"When a young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?! " The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars..............but Realistically,......... we're living with two Sluts and a Queer.

All that hard work and effort payed off when it came time to winning...

The worlds dumbest government is...

You must be doing something wrong Jesse, it works every time for me.
Also thanks to par pointing out the obvious thing I was missing I can assure you it has to work every time.

beck, it didn't once guess correctly for me, maybe I'll try again in the morning, but probably I'll forget.

And Mary, I couldn't find your precious barbee Q.Parking lot of Save on foods by united cycle? I was there around 3ish, but I was the only one... and to think that I was looking forward to some mystery meat cooked by strange children. oh well.

can anyone tell me how this works?

I'm sure I'm just missing something obvious

i liked the tequila flavoured beer :)

Dunno, can't say that I've ever been let down...







... politely

um, how do you politely tell someone that you're not interested in being one of their 'prospects'?

I mean, obvious (and more subtle) things aside - like not telling them that you're disappearing for a few days and not speaking to them in overly familiar or friendly tones - what do you do? Should I just come out and say I'm not interested? or would that fuck things up too much? I still have five and a half weeks to deal with them.

30 more mintues until freedom....woo hoo!

I think I've already met a few Jack Thompsons.

And what makes you think you can stop crazy people? Prepare to be boarded.