Free Beer!

Well, free as in speech not, ahem, as in beer.



Confused yet?

"As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual."

The winning entry in the the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, " a whimsical literary competition that challenges entrants to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels."
[via CBC]

that SPIN article about Montreal ain't shit. THIS is montreal. (for fucking SERIOUS postrock heads)

new Blackalicious track, "Rhythm Sticks" from upcoming album
off spinemagazine.

Gone now.

It's crazy, when I fart into those pilates blow-up balls it sounds like the sound bounces off all sides and then dissipates!

Just thought I'd share that...

Cool sand sculptures

It's a little eerie when the automated voice that leaves a message on your machine is the same voice as the one on your answering machine.

Beck, they had a website out there somewhere, where you could see if the profile picture was copied or not. Basically they had a whole bunch of profile pics of people and the site told you how many people were using that pic. They tried to say who the pic really belonged to, most of the times they couldn't. I found this site on some random fark thready thing. My guess is she maybe ripped that avatar pic off somewhere. Maybe I'm wrong but the whole internet is smoke and mirrors.

Well time to get my ass handed to me... The next mmft tourney should start... now!

Go here to see the competitors. Here's hoping for another 8th place finish.