To those who wish to learn about options (and to make up for my attempt to explain it the last time): Optionetics.

The gymnast on the rings on the McDonalds medium sized drink cup looks like Tom.

reminder for all you bitches, this coming tuesday i'll be DJing (aka being a human playlist) at Wunderbar. you bitches should come out. and be sure to bring some bitches too. bitches get in for free
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By the way, what was that Rhino 7 comp all about?

tay, youknow how Ian MacKaye at Coachella sucked for you? well Coachella sucked for him too:

MacKaye has pinpointed his own conversion to a concert he saw at Georgetown University as a 16-year-old. “I saw the Cramps there in January of 1979,� he told online magazine CokemachineGlow. “One of the greatest shows I’ve ever been to in my life.� Coachella, on the other hand, was not: “The guy who asked that question about the beer tent was one of the Jackass guys disguised in a mullet wig,� he says. “I think they expected me to get mad.�

from the Ian MacKaye vs Eon McKai article in the Washington City Paper

for those of you who don't know who Eon is, he's the guy that did that sweet ass Suicide Girls Louis XIV video i posted up awhile ago, and that rad Kill Girl Kill / Art Sluts series that cobrasnakers party to.

I know, I've been playing the hermit game a little too well lately. But next week, for sure, I'll stop in at Wunderbar to catch some of your dj-ing. And I'll have your copy of my 'Best of Junior High' compilation.

So it seems that my time at Culligan was over before it even began. I was supposed to start on Tuesday, but then I get a call from Brian saying that he wasn't allowed to hire me. Then he calls me again a bit later to say that I was hired, and that he'd phone back to set something up for either Wednesday or Thursday. And I still have yet to hear from him. Not that I still care by this point.

And yes, I have to agree that Talkie Walkie is an awesome album.

yo TONY where you at homeboy?!?! haven't seen you in fuckin' ages!

.....hmmmmm......yeah...yeah, youknow what? i don't know the answer to that one - what IS the world's GAYEST LOGO?
from radar magazine

More unhappy people:

Rideau Hall pick disappoints separatist hard-liners: Sovereignty watchdogs stir up gossip, saying Jean, spouse were two of their own

Oilers share a farm team with... Dallas???

How are we supposed to instill a seething hatred of Dallas into our prospects if they play with Dallas' prospects and are coached by Dallas' coaches? Doesn't educating young hockey players about despicable archenemies mean anything these days?