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August 19, 2005 -- 4:18 PM
posted by Par

Getting back to Intelligent Design and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (which I think goes over much better by its other name, Pastafarianism), there's now a $750,000 US bounty on "empirical evidence which proves that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" being offered by Boing Boing, Sean Bonner, and Jason Kottke in response to Dr. Kent "Everything is explained by the flood" Hovind's bounty on proof of evolution.

I guess you can file FSM with discordianism, in the annals of (purported) joke religions.

August 19, 2005 -- 3:26 PM
posted by Par

Do They Know it's Hallowe'en? - UNICEF benefit song featuring Beck, Sum 41, Arcade Fire, Postal Service, David Cross, Nardwuar...

Just a little weird, I guess.

August 19, 2005 -- 8:37 AM
posted by Par

I really should stop picking on these people...

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory:

Proponents of Intelligent Falling assert that the different theories used by secular physicists to explain gravity are not internally consistent. Even critics of Intelligent Falling admit that Einstein's ideas about gravity are mathematically irreconcilable with quantum mechanics. This fact, Intelligent Falling proponents say, proves that gravity is a theory in crisis.

Boy, I hope they never find out about chemistry's acid/base "theories". I mean, 'proton donor/acceptor'? That's a crock. A little bird told me they have no idea what makes an acid an acid.

August 19, 2005 -- 8:34 AM
posted by Pam

Very Well Rounded

62/70

I don't know about that though. I think It's pure dumb luck :)

August 19, 2005 -- 12:20 AM
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August 19, 2005 -- 12:19 AM
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August 19, 2005 -- 12:18 AM
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August 19, 2005 -- 12:11 AM
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August 19, 2005 -- 12:10 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

man, it's just a friggin test. Chill out; stop being so fucking EMOTIONAL all the time.

August 18, 2005 -- 11:30 PM
posted by Beck

Better question: how am I more emotional than her?

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