All right, Denmark, you want to play tough?

<Maxwell Smart>
We've got Hans Island surrounded by nuclear weapons, ready to blow your sailors to kingdom come...

Would you believe an Aircraft Carrier and several tugboats?

Would you believe two warships and rifle?

How about a boy scout with a pen knife?
</Maxwell Smart>

Nice to know Diego's keeping up that 'not-a-douchebag' reputation of football's star players...

Remember Bernard Goldberg's book, 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America? If not, here's a refresher of the list, including some key reasons he thinks these people are screwing up America.

Well, #77 on his list, Linda Hirshman, is devoting 100 days to "Free the Goldberg 100" on this blogger site. She's up to #8 today.

Yeah, but you're always making such racially charged comments... oh the whore comment... yeah that doesnt sound like you.

In other news...

"The truth is that I don't for a second regret scoring that goal with my hand," he said on the programme. The footballer apparently defended his goal as his response to Britain's claim to the Falkland islands. "

Maradona stands by 'Hand of God'

I didn't write the previous post. :P

It would have been more entertaining had it been a white anglo-saxon protestant

stop being such a whore Alison!

and not "white anglo-saxon protestant," the insect

so, guess who got stung by a wasp in a rather uncomfortable area, yet again!!!



yes, that's right, me... upper inner thigh, and thankfully not a centimetre closer

fucking wasps

What andy said . . . .

Remember: Bad Movie Night @ Pam's.
Tonight, 8:30 PM

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