I loved Macbeth. He and his wonderful wife drove themselves to madness, just delightful.

Do you guys remeber that scene in Shakespear's play Macbeth were the natural order is imbalanced? Horses attack people, births are wrong, that whole thing with Macbeth not fitting the natural order of becoming a king. Well something like this happened to me today. Nothing quiet as dramatic or important but strange none the less. Today my parents gave me the "important" distinction of bitching out my brother for running off and not completing his chores. He does this every week and my parents are getting sick and tired of this. This sounds pathetic and it is! He is a 25 year old man, not a boy anymore, a man! He doesn't even have the common sense to get his chores done before he runs off. You know the natural order would dictate that the older brother bitches out the younger brother, not the other way around! It's not like he doesn't know what chores he has to do every week, or what times his friend will call so that they can "spar" (Everyone in the family speculates these sparring sessions are a outlet for repressed homosexual tendencies) he can do his chores ahead of time and still go "sparring". Well I guess he doesn't have the brains to do this. Must look good on that mixed martial arts forum he always visits though:

Cal:Guess what guys! I just got bitched out by my younger brother today for being a dumbass!

Random poster: Is he bigger then you? Why would a tough MMA guy such as yourself let himself get bithched out?

Cal:I don't know? Something about not doing chores.

Random poster:You must be not that tough if you can't even do chores and get bitched out by your younger brother! Man even my wife doen't have to nag me to do things! Come back when you actually grow a pair.

Or some other close facsimile of this. Well I hope you guys enjoyed that little rant and if you see some strange imbalance of the natural order you'll know why. :)

Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.

--Pat Robertson

I can't make it during the day, Mary, but if you still need help in the evening, let me know.

hey all, as some of you know, i'm moving this week. on Tuesday to be specific. would anyone like to lend me a hand? i'd really appreciate any help you could offer!

Yeah, Par that was totally sweet. I made it in the Gateway too.

And when Par says "Look for me in the first issue of the Gateway, he means it in a "Where's Waldo?" sort of way and we're the obscure stuff like a suitcase or Waldo's left shoe, or something random like that.

The mmft tourney is finally over!
8 th place finish!

Same placing as last time. Hopefully next tourney I'll place better.

And thus ends my illustrious computing science research career.

Look for me in the first issue of the Gateway.

Beck, you'll enjoy this one: Homeopathy's benefit questioned

On a similar note, did you ever send Kent Hovind (sp?) that butterfly evolution article from the BBC?

"Bahhhhhhh hahaha Bahhhhhh hahaha you's a drunkass muthafucka!! CON trol's upside Dhoound fooo! "
"shut tha fuckup! i'm trying to press shoot"

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