I only have two type of news for you today, bad news and mediocre news. Well lets start with the bad news.

Ok, stay with me, kids. Picture in your mind one Eric Forman. Transport him to New York, present day. Now, make him a reporter.

You with me so far?

Now, give him a burning hatred for a certain masked superhero, and an alien symbiote that gives him superpowers.

That's right. Topher Grace is... Venom

It appears that water existed and continues to exist on Mars.

iPod Shuffle just got punked.

Couldn't find a picture so I'm not going to join in this picture orgy.

If my blood is going to boil this long, I might as well make some soup with it.

Well, if we're all posting pictures, how about the alphabetical naming system for Bush administration disasters from the Daily Show?

and all this time i thought punk was dead!! time to whip out those cargo shorts kids!

Now what are the pirates supposed to do? Thanks for driving cars, jerks.

Indeed, happy first day back... again.