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October 23, 2005 -- 9:31 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

intangibles... is that like testicles or something?

October 23, 2005 -- 9:10 PM
posted by Par

You guys remember that rookie in Oilers training camp who got sent down to the juniors, Rob Schremp? Bearing in mind that this isn't exactly NHL level, let's look into how he's doing down there. His team was 1-4 before he showed up. They've since won every game he's been in. He's played 7 games. He has 32 points. There's only one guy scoring more than him in the league (David Bolland, who has 36 points), and he's Schremp's linemate, and has played in those five games that Schremp didn't.

But that's ok. The Oilers got to hang on to Jani Rita, and he's got great... intangibles?

October 23, 2005 -- 8:54 PM
posted by Par

Hey, Andy, Something Awful's got an "interview" with your favourite teenage white supremacist duet singer-songwriter sensations: Prussian Blue.

October 23, 2005 -- 8:41 PM
posted by eric

oh. ha. i should have known that the University's browsers would be gay. like every other possible facet of the University.

SO HEY, does anyone here have the Transformers Movie on DVD? i wanna try throwing a "Robot Rock" party (goto Soviet Panada for explanation) for one of the initial HipsterTwister nights, and i wanna be able to test out the sync up beforehand, right proper

October 23, 2005 -- 7:37 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

stupid essay.

October 23, 2005 -- 7:37 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

stupid unicode encoding. stupid uofa computers not recognizing that.

October 23, 2005 -- 7:24 PM
posted by Par

It's because his posts use unicode encoding. If you change your character encoding (under 'View') to unicode, it looks normal.

October 23, 2005 -- 5:10 PM
posted by eric

dude, the "I" is Rivers talking about himself - methinks that's a case of RTFT
what're you up to tonight?

October 23, 2005 -- 5:05 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

how come your posts always have "I’m" in them now? haha

Something's not translating through the html methinks...

October 23, 2005 -- 4:58 PM
posted by eric

sorry, one more from Rivers...fuckin' Calgary girls.


Elisha Cuthbert just spent fifteen minutes screaming into my ear about what a loser I am and, alternately, cooing how much she likes me.  Tears actually came to my eyes.
I guess it’s time to start saying goodbye to all the women I won’t have now.  All the possibilities.  The movie stars, the other successful musicians, the orchestra violinists, the law-students, the med-students, the fun, bad-girls, the the young ones, the bossy ones, the pure ones, the serious meditators, the natural-born leaders . . .
Good-bye. 
It’s so hard to let go, but it’s not like I ever had them anyway.  The only choice that’s confronting me now is one . . . or nothing. 
It’s tough to concentrate right now.  The other guys (and Peggy) are in the trailer with me gabbing. . .  oops . . . gotta run to the set. 
....
I can see why she’s the TV star and I’m the songwriter.  She looks amazing on camera and I look gross.  It’s weird too because she looks pretty in person but she looks AMAZING on camera.  The make-up girl said she’s “so fun to do cuz the make-up just slides on.  I had to mix together six different eye shadows just to make our session last ten minutes.�
BRB.

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