face, I got an email today asking me to remove the link from this post. Sorry. Drop me a line if you'd like me to elaborate more.

it's your birthday, P

What's Jag?

That morning after sounds terrible...abysmal even.

good work toys, Lindsay Lohan High School Yearbook Pictures

yeah no prob dog.

WHERE'S THE BEEF? BEEF IS OVER SUCKAS!!

I think I might have been passed out for controller.controller? I'm pretty damn sure I didn't see them (which I totally regret). All I know is I saw some titties, a band full of arabs, and the nouns. After that, all I remember is rockin out to DBS (which was fuckin sweet), puking off the stairs onto a car or a truck (can't be sure which), madly stumbling around, sitting in a chair for what may or may not have been a very long time, puking more in a bathroom, and then puking out of my own vehicle while being driven home.

Then I woke up in the morning and puked.

I looked like shit; make-up caked all over my face, eyes watering and bloodshot, spittle running down my chin and the whole world spinning like the motherfuckin gravitron. I unfortunately love jaggermeister more than my own health and pride.

On that note, here's a procedure to follow should you ever find yourself dealing with a particularly intense hangover the next morning:

1. Wake Up
2. Check for signs of nocturnal vomiting; make mental note of any such occurences
3. Puke until you can't puke any more (if you were fucked on jag, it comes out as this crazy neon-yellow bile that smells deadly). Lots of people don't want to puke because puking is gross, but if you don't do it you're only prolonging the pain.
4. Piss (usually like a race horse) When you're this fucked, you should probably take a sit-down piss. But make sure you've wiped up the vomit and flushed first.
5. Shit. Even if you don't think you have to, force one out anyway. Getting anything out of your system that was put into your system the night before is a very good thing. It's also important that you puked before shitting, otherwise you may have to puke while shitting, and that doesn't leave you in a very good situation.
6. Brush your teeth (if you are capable of it, otherwise skip this step and leave it for when you're up to it)
7. Take a loooong hot bath. Get it as hot as you can stand it; anything that increases your circulation is good; we wanna get that poison out of your veins pronto!
8. Make a feeble attempt at eating something. Eat and drink only so much as you can hold it down. Put some good shit in there for a change, and put your metabolism to work; this also helps with that circulation thing.
9. At this point you're gonna be tempted to sleep the rest of the day because you feel like shit, but this is the exact opposite of what you want to do. Lying around is bad news. Find something that will keep you moderately physically active. Go for a walk or something. In my case, I practiced drumming. Do it for a good hour or two.
10. Drink plenty of fluids the rest of the day. You'll be thirsty like a motherfucker. Congratulations; you're back in the game!



Also, you guys totally saved my fuckin life last night Eric. hahaha

Thanks.

oh man, what a sweet fantastic fuckin' night
i fuckin' ripped it up to Controller.Controller and half totally didn't even know it
i'm goin' the fuck to bed
good night fuckin' awesome world

The game ended before 8:30. I think the game on Tuesday starts at 7:00, though. So you're looking 9:30-ish, assuming no overtime/shootout.

yeah, you're gonna get a sweet mask? I'm thinking of doing an animal collective inspired type thing. Like that evil bunny on the front of their 7 inch... but different.