Hey, Andy, to follow up on a story you might recall, Michael "What's a troglodyte" Scanlon will plead guilty to "one count of conspiracy to bribe government officials and defraud Indian tribes." In exchange for a deal, he'll testify against Jack "We need to get some $ from those monkeys" Abramoff.

Space Cadets:

Channel 4 is attempting to make TV history in December by visiting the final frontier – blasting a lucky team of starry-eyed applicants into space.

The hand-picked group will undergo intensive training in Russia before being flown 100 kilometres up into Near Space. Here, they will spend up to five days orbiting the Earth, conducting experiments and quite literally watching the world go by... or will they?

Issues that will be explained to them include the fact they will not be weightless in near space and that, like Sir Richard Branson's space-tourist shuttles, their craft will take off horizontally rather than vertically.

Door thwarts quick exit for Bush:

President George W Bush tried to make a quick exit from a news conference in Beijing on Sunday - only to find himself thwarted by locked doors.

The president strode away from reporters looking annoyed after one said he appeared "off his game".

sounds good.
tony, your netscape email is not going through for me. check your hipster twister account for updated news

eric: the posters are almost done. I hafta play that show tonight so I can't finish 'em right now, but they'll probably be done by tomorrow.

the blood brothers most popular myspace band?!??!
they have 17941 friends

holyfuck

DJ generic, THIS THURSDAY at SILENT ART AUCTION
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The silent art auction is a fundraiser for the BDES & BFA graduates of 2006. There will be hourly bid rounds featuring the works of up-and-coming designers and artists, including paintings, drawings, sculptures, photographs, prints and more. Admission is free, and it is a catered event with alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages available.

Date
Thursday, November 24, 2005
6:00 PM - 10:00 PM
Location
3rd floor, Fine Arts Building, U of A campus, 112 Street & 89 Avenue

yo tay.
i've got the new Head Wound City up in hipstertwister.com/tempstuff/hushhhhh
for the day

peep it.

This site is soooo fucking awesome: