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November 28, 2005 -- 11:15 PM
posted by Par

Yes.

what, you're psychic now too?

November 28, 2005 -- 11:14 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

This board has gotten more action in the last few minutes than any of the members of this site have in their lifetimes.

DAMN.

November 28, 2005 -- 11:14 PM
posted by Par

And, for the last time, it's LaSer. With an 'S'. Laser's an acronym, so unless you spell the word "ztimulated", it's a fucking 'S'.

November 28, 2005 -- 11:14 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

no, it's more annoying when I poke you.

November 28, 2005 -- 11:13 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

what, you're psychic now too? You know FOR SURE there will be snow on the ground then? You can't make assumptions like that; you make an ASS out of U and ass out of ME.

What if instead of blasting all their shit into space NASA decided to do it backwards and blast their shit into the EARTH one day and launched our planet into the sun by January 2006? Huh? Then what? You think there will be snow then? huh? do you?

November 28, 2005 -- 11:11 PM
posted by Par

Isn't that more of a *wink wink* comment than a *nudge nudge* comment?

Just sayin...

November 28, 2005 -- 11:10 PM
posted by Par

With like a fucking sword or something? That shit's arcane.
Well, they wash the sword in hot water first. Geez.


And sorry, I meant there will be snow. By the time there's an election. As opposed to the June one. (As you recall, there was no snow in June 2004.)

November 28, 2005 -- 11:07 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

It's because he's used to scoring after the game. *nudge nudge*

November 28, 2005 -- 11:06 PM
posted by Par

The greatest shootout goal you've seen all year. From a guy who hasn't scored in 20 games.

I love how he looks like he does that all the time.

November 28, 2005 -- 11:03 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

They froze his warts off with like fuckin liquid nitrogen on a giant-ass Q-tip or some shit right? I had a wart on my foot when I was like fuckin 7 years old and they did the same thing back then. There's been no change in wart treatment.

Cutting them the fuck off? Are you kidding me? With like a fucking sword or something? That shit's arcane.

Lazers? Fuck you. That's like some futurama shit there. If that was true would we really be wasting all of our fuckin precious lazer technology on DVD-players and lightsabers and bullshit...? Fuck no!


The year is 2005. Get with the program; that fucker gets ICED.


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