Excellent, a chance to talk politics!

Actually, I'd just like to introduce you guys to Paul Martin's speechwriter's blog.

Now, I die a little inside when saying the phrase "I was reading this blog", and I know that a blog sponsored by a political party is about as real as that delightful plastic cheese spread (and valued just as highly), but this one is actually amusing. He (Scott Feschuk, the aforementioned speech writer) doesn't exactly take himself seriously. That certainly helps.

It also helps when his musings are misinterpreted and generate the kind of faux-outrage we'll see a lot of in the next two months:

I am reliably informed that Conservative MP Jason Kenney just held a news conference at which he said the following about my blog reference yesterday to Omni subscribers:

"(Feschuk) said that Omni subscribers were socially awkward people who believe in UFOs. Scott's a funny guy, and I'm sure he'll say it was just a joke, but I think it's a joke in bad humour. What's he saying? That people from ethnic minorities who are the television viewers of Omni are paranoid, are abnormal, are ungrounded in reality? What's he saying?... I think he has to explain himself, and so does the prime minister."

It wasn't a joke, Jason. I was being serious. Of course, I was referring to subscribers to Omni, the magazine for science buffs and those who believe they've visited Alpha Centuri, not viewers of Omni television. (The fact that I know of Omni mag and Jason doesn't may speak to the fact he had a more socially successfully youth than I did).

In the spirit of interstellar goodwill, I make this offer: if Jason apologizes, I'll send him a free subscription to Omni and a tin foil hat.

Hey guys,

So, since there are several people on this board that are well read in, and care about Canadian politics, I thought I'd post this on here. Normally I wouldn't post this sort of thing, but I can think of a couple people around here that may have a genuine interest in this.

City TV trying to find an "average" student who would be willing to go on City TV's news show between 5:30 and 6:30 p.m. for five Fridays between now and the federal election to share his or her opinion about how they think the election campaign in going. The student would be one of five people on a panel. If anyone is interested, please let me know asap. Email's probably the best way.

i like how he's blowing shit up

I love this commercial. I guess it was banned in the states, and since I havn't seen it here also.... it may be here too. Xbox360 has some pretty sweet commercials.

it sounds like I missed out on some good times last night. hopefully I can make it out next week

hahahahahahhaha awesome I LOVE IT !! LOVE !!! IT!!

So yeah... That's a pretty good picture there Jere. We'll talk later.

shit. I totally randomly came across the myspace profile of the girl who works at Wee Book Inn on whyte ave. Why is she the most adorable thing ever? And why is she so into sci-fi? Hello, can we say awesome?

My god, the mysteries of this universe never cease to amaze...

sucks about your back.
jeeez we're getting pretty old here huh? problems with warts, throwing out our back, senality, what the fuck is next? AIDS OF THE BRAIN?!?

psstt speaking of Jere, don't let Dana see this


i call this one "ecstacy"

Mad props to Jere for pulling some of the craziest twister moves I've ever fuckin seen!!! It's a damn shame he didn't win; he sure as hell worked his ass off for it. Next time buddy, next time. I think you've got what it takes to be a true champ. Your aggressive "invasive territory" technique is impeccable.

For those of you who missed the end of the night; you missed one hell of a show in the final prize round!!! I was literally speechless, and that happens all of never. hahaha

What a GREAT fucking NIGHT!

I like how this week I didn't even play twister and I still came out a winner. Damn straight.