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Which Family Guy character are you?

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Which Nigerian spammer are You?

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saw the Corporation on Sunday- with (and Beck if you could tell Keri this, thanks :) Sorry-Not-My-Girlfriend Aveline. in any case, it's good. word up.

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Movie:	The Corporation
Date:	Today
Time:	9:30 PM
Place:	Princess Theatre (10337-82 Ave)
Cost:	$7.00

Too late tonight, I'm gone and your miles ahead and I'm lost.
Throughout this darkened scene, dark skies invade my dreams.
The light resides in lines, offser in different times.
And I'm blinded by a sea of this strange memory.
Frames change and I'm still lost.
scene stills lay still in this fog, ans I try only to see straight into through you.
Your eyes become so bare, an eager empty stare.
And I'm blinded by a sea of this strange memory.
And I am...and I see.. it's just me.
And I drift quietly through the thick of trees leaves.
My mind slowly separates from my body.
Days late and I'm not around now.. I don't care.
Dreamscapes escape all my thoughts. Awake.
I dream of a fate I cannot escape, now it's too late.
Time dies in straight lines. Waiting, and I can't take anything,
U try to believe everything, but I can't.
Follow me again, out from everything.
The dark that I dreamt are all lies I have meant...

How not to write a metaphor. Includes such favourites as:


• John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.


• The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.


• The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Glenda Jackson MP in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Robin Cook MP, Leader of the House ofCommons, in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the suspension of Keith Vaz MP.



And finally, remember that when you prank call Castro and talk to him about shit on the island, and he responds by calling you a shit, the FCC will come down on you... for broadcasting a prank call without telling Castro.

is a guy.
no seriously.