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May 06, 2004 -- 10:00 AM
posted by Par
- Drill-bit guy and Tron-costume guy, meet nail-gun guy:
An X-ray image from Providence Holy Cross Hospital in Los Angeles shows 6 nails embedded in the skull of Isidro Mejia.
May 06, 2004 -- 12:08 AM
posted by alison
- well, no one thinks they're on the far side of any spectrum... there's almost always someone more extreme
plus we always judge things from where we see them ourselves
not that I'm defending him or anything... wacko
oh, and Andy, love it. It brings Captain Planet to a whole new light.
I used to watch that show all the time, but I never liked Ma-Ti much, so it's about time.
all that stupid "heart" stuff... who needs heart anyway? :p
May 05, 2004 -- 11:53 PM
posted by alison
- okay, what am I doing?
Director? am I crazy?
Can I actually do this? I know less than half the stuff I need to.
Holy shit, there are so many things coming up now.
I've got close to 10 meetings already scheduled.
And I don't even know what I need to know for those meetings.
We're hiring someone too. And the resumes I've read... wow.
Man, there's so much I could've done differently in my life.
And even now, there's so much I could be doing instead of this.
oh, right. I had no money. I guess I needed a job.
But a whole 12 months? and all this responsibility?
What was I thinking?
And you know why I applied? Half of it was guilt.
Leila and Geneva kept telling me stuff, sort of like last year and presidency.
How am I going to keep this going?
Things keep coming up like:
"you wouldn't have been hired if we didn't think you could do it"
"there's a reason we chose you" and "you're all leaders"
and there's this little voice inside of me that says:
"they're talking about you, this is you, alison"
but I don't want to believe it.
And there's another voice that says:
"sure, they picked me because no one else was available"
It's almost like I've been groomed for this my whole life,
but I don't want to see it.
And what comes next? anything? nothing?
maybe this will lead to some crazy coup d'etat,
or world takeover, like we'd planned, eh Par?
What else could there be?
May 05, 2004 -- 10:56 PM
posted by Beck
May 05, 2004 -- 8:28 PM
posted by nobody knows my face
- Everybody: I'm back.
Jeremy: what the hell are you talking about?
Tron Dude: he's the shit; don't you dare laugh at him.
Andy: good shit. I'll re-read it again a bit later... and maybe I can come up with some constructive criticism... but I gotta check my e-mail and get some sleep first. haha
May 05, 2004 -- 5:11 PM
posted by anonymous
May 05, 2004 -- 4:03 PM
posted by Jere
- Andy, it was good and all but fuck! Couldn't you have at least use a different animal... sooner or later people are going to ask you why'd you use a bear Andrew? Then you're gonna tell them... then sooner or later people are going to come up to me saying... "so uhhh.. Jeremy I heard you got fucked by a bear"
I can just see the jokes now...
"So I was getting fucked in the asss by a bear and he was saying "RRRRR! RoRRROrORRr!" And I'm like jeese buddy you're so gay!"
That's the last time we ever go camping in Egypt again!
Awesome shit Andy! Can't wait till the next round!
May 05, 2004 -- 2:19 PM
posted by Beck
- Andy that shit is golden... I want more! Now!
Let us know when more will be posted please!
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May 05, 2004 -- 1:31 PM
posted by Par
- Brilliant, Andy. Can't wait for the rest. I particularly love the "I'll just heart these motherfuckers..." Pure gold.
On a completely unrelated note, I was reading documentation for a compiler and came upon the following obscure pseudo-latin phrase: Caveat Nerdtor. It's a head-spinning nerdness/geekness (I'm not here to judge) that comes up with something that stupendously lame.
May 05, 2004 -- 12:01 AM
posted by *andy thompson
- Well, uh, give this a taste. - It's the first chapter script for a Captain Planet comic book that Petro will be drawing, and that I'm trying to write. Anyway, I'm posting this so that Petey can see it, but also because I'd like to run it past all of you. This part is really just about Ma-Ti getting kicked out of the Planeteers - later chapters will show him some 20 years in the future, using his heart-ring to rob people and elicit sexual intercourse from otherwise unwilling individuals. Shit like that.
Thought I'd just run this by y'all, see if this is worth anyone's time. It's not the best thing I've ever written, but I think it's kind of cute. So, yeah, please, if you feel like contributing, just know that your thoughts are real important. - Thanks.
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