okay, so I know this is just showing how "in the gutter" I can be...
but I think they designed this bike wrong.
Why would anyone want to just sit on some plastic babe's back?
the way I'm interpreting it is that you basically straddle her waist.
Where's the fun in that?
and where are the boobs?
I was totally thinking they would've designed it as more of a crotch rocket-type bike than this. They could do so much better with this design.


Additionally, she could look more barbie- or pornstar-esque than having a blank stare and pink hair. Plus, make her grip the wheels, not stick her fingers out, something's bound to catch or break and I don't know anyone who would want their prized posession to get broken in the first few rides. And the thong? Really, why have anything at all? Or could you choose in the list of accessories?

Most importantly though, where are the boobs?
At least some sort of cleavage should be visible, it's more fun that way.

Okay, finally, do motorcyclists usually go for the chicks with hot pink hair and bling, not to mention white platform stilettos and pink tights? Come on, where's the leather? Where's the fishnet? It needs more Bettie Page style to really fly if you ask me.

You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!


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Interesting... I thought I'd suck at this for sure

The Power is Yours!
The Power is Yours! (Edu-rap style)
It's got Appeal! (Appeel? A peel?)
One more bananaphone, just to drive Beck crazy

Par, man I think ours was the 13.5, cause Dabarsi's group had the mach 13, and ours was the mock 13.5.

Percy, you need to download Pocket Putty for PPC

Ya! Now I can get wireless on campus.

Oh yeah, I bought the ipaq 4150, now the awesome has been multiplied by 2! and pollution down to zero.

I laughed so hard I nearly choked:

You are a MASTER of the English language!
While your English is not exactly perfect,
you are still more grammatically correct than
just about every American. Still, there is
always room for improvement...


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And why is it that whenever I try to get into my e-mail account they tell me I've been booted off after logging in to the system? Stupid computers.

Laps are just an illusion... When you sit down they are there but when you stand up they disappear...

Fucking English.



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preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!


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Peter may appreciate this Future Product the most. Almost the Mach 15.5. Just a little further and we'll be weedwhacking cats of SU Council presidents in no time!

ahem, the universe speaks, check out the Onion website especially you, Paras

I laughed, three horoscopes, and all were hilarious:

Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
Take heart: There is indeed a ruler of the universe who surpasses all understanding and is greater than all men. Luckily, He never seems to notice us.

Turn your attention, please, to the predicament of Mohabbatsinh Gohil, a diamond trader in India. A cow swallowed 1,722 diamonds that he had accidentally dropped in the street. By combing through the beast's dung for many days, Gohil was eventually able to recover many of his jewels. I suspect that in the coming weeks, Gemini, you'll encounter a challenge comparable to his. Let's hope you've got the patience, humility and sense of ohumour to sift through the mounds of drek in search of small but weighty treasure. (so, you must dig through shit to find the important things)

and a haiku horoscope too:
Impersonating
A large sloth will only get
You so far in life

oh, Pam:
Bad news for Pisces
Ursa Major finally
Caught and ate your sign

sorry I didn't make it to the show guys - I got stuck at work. stupid friday evening shift.
hope it went well!