Hey, Alison, check this out:

Monsanto shelves plans to introduce new GM wheat

Pam, send Harriet my congratulations!
Wow... that's a lot of driving.

Greatest series ever! Mario bros. sprite movies:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5 ... not out yet!

300,000 KM
and still running

I was also classified "grammar god". I was secretly hoping there'd be something higher... like "God of the grammar gods"... but clearly there is not. If there was, I obviously would have been presented as such.

A Realistic Plan for World Peace a.k.a Nuke the Moon
Your source for brilliant slogans like "Peace through superior firepower", and "Fuque le French".

By the way, random quote from imao.us (those who brought you the nuke the moon plan):


Elise Cordell presents: The Hawkish Statement

For starters, why the HELL does Fallujah still exist? Innocent Americans have been mercilessly slaughtered and we're holding back? You would think that our origins were French. Fucking pussies. The only time they get rowdy is when you get in the way of their 'culture'. You want some cheese with that whine Chirac? And to think these UN assholes want to get in the way. Are they stupid? Just let the American troops do what they were trained to do; kick some serious terrorist ass. That, or you're next dick. The best thing to do to Fallujah? Take it all out in one sweep with our mighty friend, the MOAB. Oh yes folks, at least three football fields worth of damage. Good God I hope they air the action on CNN. Haven't seen a real fireworks show since the bombing of Afghanistan. I cry tears of artistic appreciation just reminiscing. An even better idea is to just nuke Iraq like it was a test site. Seriously, the whole Middle East needs a good flushing. They could afford to start over completely, and hell, it would be nice to have a constant source of oil. United States annexes can be useful.

um, Par, what's going on with the grill and "Give War A Chance" sidebar?
I'm not sure I get it.
How long has it been there anyway?

okay, so I know this is just showing how "in the gutter" I can be...
but I think they designed this bike wrong.
Why would anyone want to just sit on some plastic babe's back?
the way I'm interpreting it is that you basically straddle her waist.
Where's the fun in that?
and where are the boobs?
I was totally thinking they would've designed it as more of a crotch rocket-type bike than this. They could do so much better with this design.


Additionally, she could look more barbie- or pornstar-esque than having a blank stare and pink hair. Plus, make her grip the wheels, not stick her fingers out, something's bound to catch or break and I don't know anyone who would want their prized posession to get broken in the first few rides. And the thong? Really, why have anything at all? Or could you choose in the list of accessories?

Most importantly though, where are the boobs?
At least some sort of cleavage should be visible, it's more fun that way.

Okay, finally, do motorcyclists usually go for the chicks with hot pink hair and bling, not to mention white platform stilettos and pink tights? Come on, where's the leather? Where's the fishnet? It needs more Bettie Page style to really fly if you ask me.

You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!


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Interesting... I thought I'd suck at this for sure