"bitches are such bitches lately- guys just want the marriage hole without any lip from the pie hole."

Forget about GMO wheat, what about Revenge of the Trees?

Also, is your name in π?

Now that you know, feel great.

Hey, Alison, check this out:

Monsanto shelves plans to introduce new GM wheat

Pam, send Harriet my congratulations!
Wow... that's a lot of driving.

Greatest series ever! Mario bros. sprite movies:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5 ... not out yet!

300,000 KM
and still running

I was also classified "grammar god". I was secretly hoping there'd be something higher... like "God of the grammar gods"... but clearly there is not. If there was, I obviously would have been presented as such.

A Realistic Plan for World Peace a.k.a Nuke the Moon
Your source for brilliant slogans like "Peace through superior firepower", and "Fuque le French".

By the way, random quote from imao.us (those who brought you the nuke the moon plan):


Elise Cordell presents: The Hawkish Statement

For starters, why the HELL does Fallujah still exist? Innocent Americans have been mercilessly slaughtered and we're holding back? You would think that our origins were French. Fucking pussies. The only time they get rowdy is when you get in the way of their 'culture'. You want some cheese with that whine Chirac? And to think these UN assholes want to get in the way. Are they stupid? Just let the American troops do what they were trained to do; kick some serious terrorist ass. That, or you're next dick. The best thing to do to Fallujah? Take it all out in one sweep with our mighty friend, the MOAB. Oh yes folks, at least three football fields worth of damage. Good God I hope they air the action on CNN. Haven't seen a real fireworks show since the bombing of Afghanistan. I cry tears of artistic appreciation just reminiscing. An even better idea is to just nuke Iraq like it was a test site. Seriously, the whole Middle East needs a good flushing. They could afford to start over completely, and hell, it would be nice to have a constant source of oil. United States annexes can be useful.

um, Par, what's going on with the grill and "Give War A Chance" sidebar?
I'm not sure I get it.
How long has it been there anyway?