Cicada invasion! First casualties... CHILDREN!

I need advance notice!!! not day of notice!
things just don't seem to work that way for me any more
like next week for instance, I'm double booked on some days already
fuckin' job. I wanna go home!

okay, it's not that terrible, I'm just exhausted and fed up
hooray it's friday, and I have to do work tomorrow too, woo hoo!

And i feel like I'm working in Geneva's office, I haven't had time to change anything yet.
aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I don't want next week to happen.

Private spaceship almost in Space

Friday, May 14th

Star Lit Sky
sierra
LIME

Stars (downstairs), doors at 9:30. $7 at the door
(or for all you broke-ass people you can call somebody in LIME and beg for a spot on the guestlist... ie: free admission)


http://www.indecline.net/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=40210&forum=1&12

And check out the link! We apparently have fans now. When the fuck did that happen!?

BTW- if you saw us last Friday, this Friday is an all-new setlist with all-new songs. You won't be bored with the same songs twice! I promise! Now you have no excuses left. mwahahaha

See none of you there tomorrow! ;P

Nite.

BTW, PARAS: no worries! Apparently sitting blind in front of a computer monitor in the dark for an hour does just the trick to cure those ailing eyes! And to think your mom told you not to watch TV too close or read in the dark!!!



Paras, your mom's full of shit.

The following quote is probably the funniest sentence I've had the pleasure of hearing in my life:

"I just gotta stop not start thinking kuz I... uh, wait, I... [trailing off]"

ya taylor i watched that video u posted... pretty grim stuff there... not so much the sight of the terrorist dudes sawing the guys head off there, since the video is pretty grainy and u cant see much, but moreso the sound of a man being decapitated... a short yell of alarm quickly followed by blood-curdling shrieks as he realizes his head is about to be severed... spooky... nice tho how a few cynics are using this guys death as justification to ignore the prisoner torture scandal... btw sweet brazil-style comp there, i can bet that guys porn-viewing experiences are top-notch with the added magnification

O, and Pete, I finally got that registration business sorted out with Phoenix. 1 Gig of PPC programs, oh yeah!

The cat story's hilarious.

I'm not one for stealing bits from other websites (what? what are you laughing at? I'm not! I "borrow"!), but this calls for an Awful Link of the Day. (Hey, at least mine doesn't involve furries.) That is:

.com

Here's some... er... inspired poetry (I won't venture a guess as to what chemical substance played muse to these masterpieces... and I'm not judging, either):



Roses are red
Kerry's a menace
If you *must* snub our Prez
Go with Ralphie or Dennis

There once was a turncoat named Clarke
Who thought as a bit of a lark
He'd fabricate facts
'Bout nefarious acts
Dickie - don't walk alone after dark.

There was a madman named Osama
Who caused us a whole bunch of trauma
He hid in Iraq -
Yup, that's why we attacked
Or else he'd be raping your Mama!

Roses are red
So is Vladimir Putin
Cossack better behave or
Das ass will have boot in!




Brilliant. Worthy of a quartercolon.

Oh yeah, Percy, click here... or here. One of them is more helpful than the other.

Okay, truth be told, ILoveKarlRove.com is just a joke. Brought to you by the fine folks of whitehouse.org. But it's just so disgustingly... pink.