paras, I may never leave my house again, not that it would actually impact anyone that greatly, I'm just saying that I may never leave...

Here you go, Gasta: Message Board a la Swedish Chef.

Here's the linky

... um...
Bork Bork Bork

Foon teemes, greet ooldeees, iff I'm zee lest oone-a tu feend oooot ubuoot thees reelly neet seet-a thet trunslates yuoor text intu zee Svedeesh Cheffspeek, I'm gunna be-a ooneungry gooy, boot seeeeng hoo refulooshunery it ell is, I'll let yuoo feeger oooot vhet zee hell I meun.

Eric, I much prefer the picture BEFORE that one of Ms. Kerry. This is my most convincing argument against racism.

ohh... and as for that picture of Kerry's daughter at the Cannes film festival, I think this is the only appropriate response:

This reminds me, what's Gary up to these days?

quoi?

umm... totally forgot what else I was going to say.

oh, i learned that I should not be a teacher. My attention span is just as long as the kids.
Talk about jumping from thought to thought, and leaving sentences incomplete...

I should also not be doing a budget, I'm going to make a mockery of the accounting world
but they're making me do this... ugh!

why's they always gots to fuck wit tha Commish? leave Chiklis outta dis!

What "bald" celebrities would look like with hair:
worst pictures ever
look, if you're going to use photoshop, or whatever, use it wisely. sheesh
I mean, really, look for a "natural" hairline, or colour, or something

hahahahaha.
youknow there's a preview before you post...

*Boobies: anyways, if any of you have ever wondered what "douchebag Kerry" would look like as a 30 year old woman, here's a picture of his daughter at the Cannes film festival.

douche bloosh ba-goosh