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Monsanto strikes again...

Supreme Court says Monsanto can legally hold patents on plants in this country

Andy Kaufman? No. Unless...

Royal Wedding Fever Hits Madrid




Or does it...?

okay... I can't figure this kaufman mess out right now. I need to go to bed.

work is at 9 tomorrow and it's about 3:30 right now. fuck. I SO gotta stop doing this.

waitasec... what the fuck is going on!?!! Is Andy Kaufman really still alive or not? I'm really fucking confused. I thought that the blog that you posted was bullshit... but then I just read this article here.

So, uh... what the fuck? Did he really actually fake his own death for 20 years? I'm fucking confused. I don't know what the fuck to make of this...

help me out here.

In my day we spoke English... Bravo to Cos

Comedian Bill Cosby embarrassed the National Association For Advancement Of Colored People (NAACP) at a gala on Monday - by attacking lower class African-Americans. The legendary star was speaking in Washington DC to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Brown vs. Board of Education ruling - which eradicated segregated schooling in America - but shocked organizers by using the platform to unfavorably compare sixties civil rights activists with today's youth. He said, "These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids - $500 sneakers for what? I can't even talk the way these people talk, 'Why you ain't,' 'Where you is' ... You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth!" Cosby then added his thoughts that petty criminals who are shot dead should not be a source of sorrow. He explained, "These are not political criminals. These are people going around stealing Coca-Cola. People getting shot in the back of the head over a piece of pound cake and then we run out and we are outraged, saying, 'The cops shouldn't have shot him.' What the hell was he doing with the pound cake in his hand?"

Played Zuma. Best is 4-2. Try playing insanaquarium. So I was on this road trip to Calgary with Ted and these other two guys. And we got into this cut off / flippin' off / road warrior thing with some truck on the highway. And they flash us weird hand thing... and guy with us was like "Dude he gave you the 'SHOCKER'"... and after a little bit of WTF he explained what it was... I got my first book report back... best mark on a written on anything that I've ever done. I attribute that to Mary helping go over it for me. I can guarentee that I've never used '-' or ';' ever on my own... A link to make you go... hmm...

paras, I may never leave my house again, not that it would actually impact anyone that greatly, I'm just saying that I may never leave...