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May 21, 2004 -- 5:50 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

    here is some of my favourite new computer hardware for 2004:


    Cigarette lighter and cup holder:


    Casette Deck:


    Vagina:




    The sad thing is... they're all real.

May 21, 2004 -- 4:35 PM
posted by Par

We only have so much wax, people. (If you're in a hurry, just skip to the last three paragraphs.)

May 21, 2004 -- 4:16 PM
posted by alison

    that fucking monsanto monster should be burned at the stake
    or at least held accountable for all the misery they create

    DAMN IT

    I can't believe Percy Schmeiser didn't win
    what is this world coming to when things like this happen?

    Where will our future be?

May 21, 2004 -- 11:49 AM
posted by Par

If anyone wants to see what I accomplished today, click here and set the font really really small.

May 21, 2004 -- 11:19 AM
posted by Ministry of Tourism

May 21, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by Par

Andy Kaufman? No. Unless...

May 21, 2004 -- 12:08 AM
posted by edo

    Royal Wedding Fever Hits Madrid




    Or does it...?

May 21, 2004 -- 12:03 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    okay... I can't figure this kaufman mess out right now. I need to go to bed.

    work is at 9 tomorrow and it's about 3:30 right now. fuck. I SO gotta stop doing this.

May 21, 2004 -- 12:02 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    waitasec... what the fuck is going on!?!! Is Andy Kaufman really still alive or not? I'm really fucking confused. I thought that the blog that you posted was bullshit... but then I just read this article here.

    So, uh... what the fuck? Did he really actually fake his own death for 20 years? I'm fucking confused. I don't know what the fuck to make of this...

    help me out here.

May 20, 2004 -- 11:49 PM
posted by EXcaliBur

In my day we spoke English... Bravo to Cos

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