whoa, shit... my crabs are really gettin around right now!!! amazing!!!! Where will my crabs show up next? Chili's? One can only wait and see...

and, goodnight.

So right now I'm drunk and have no voice because I yelled too much. I'm also incredibly sick. But that didn't deter me from having a hot chick wearing only bra-and-panties (and a sexy 4-row studded leather belt) tell me that her and her friend decided I was "the hottest guy in the bar". I then proceeded to call her friend (who left early) and leave a message on her answering machine.

I also now have 3 brand-spanking-new Monty-Python action figures.

Oh yeah... I also got crabs tonight. I shit you not. I got crabs.



"wha happened?!!"

I MOTHERFUCKIN LOVE TUESDAY NIGHTS!!!!!!!!111!!!!!oneoneoneone11111!!!!!!

yo eric u down for some ballin friday afternoon 4 or 5ish? gary simons jay, we could get a little 3 on 3 happening

Among other findings, the analysis determined that the Chihuahua is actually a type of large rodent, selectively bred for centuries to resemble a canine. Hmm... who'd've (?) thunk it?

Well I hate being ...

I hate being Audrey...

The website says: "fits like a glove"

What if the "hand" is not shaped like the "glove"...

Toyota's new concept personal mobility (PM) car:


One person transport, speed-adjustable incline, communication with other PM's and a complete lack of a steering wheel! (Two joysticks instead control acceleration, deceleration and direction.) Read more at HowStuffWorks.com.

Thanks, /.!

Hassle the Hoff

It's nice to know that Monty Python can still have such an influence in the world. Want proof? How about the US CAN-SPAM Act. Granted, it's an acronym, but one that was cleverly (?) designed to incorporate Spam. (For those who don't recall, computer nerds coined the term from the sketch with the spam song, where spam soon clogged the conversation with nothing but... uh... spam. (insert "The More You Know" sound effect here (why can't I find this online??)))