betchyou're goin' fishin' all of the time baby goin' fishin' too
betchyou your life, you're sweet wife she's going to catch more than you
little fish bites if you've got good bait/ here's a little tip I'd like to relate
a good fish bites if you've got good bait
I'm a goin' fishing mama's goin' fishing and baby's goin' fishin' too

love Taj Mahal!

ergo bibamus

and I have to put this down... Par, you opened up a Pandora's box of bizarre latin phrases...
Gramen artificiosum odi.

Actually, that's all auto-generated script. None of that is really Al's expression. If that text is Albert expressing himself, then this is me expressing myself to this stupid compiler:



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PREPROCESSING
*** upcc running: 'cp -f test.c /tmp/upcc-paras-6940625/test.c' ***
*** upcc running: '/usr/gnu/bin/gmake -f /compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include/upcc.mak EXTRA_CPPFLAGS=" -D__UPC__=1 -D__UPC_VERSION__=200310L -D__BERKELEY_UPC__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_MINOR__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_PATCHLEVEL__=0 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_SMP_CONDUIT__=1 -DUPC_MAX_BLOCK_SIZE=4194304 -D__UPC_DYNAMIC_THREADS__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_PTHREADS__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_FIRST_PREPROCESS__=1 -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test" CONDUIT=smp PARSEQ=par ORIGNAME=test.c test.i' in /tmp/upcc-paras-6940625 ***
gcc -E -D__UPC__=1 -D__UPC_VERSION__=200310L -D__BERKELEY_UPC__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_MINOR__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_PATCHLEVEL__=0 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_SMP_CONDUIT__=1 -DUPC_MAX_BLOCK_SIZE=4194304 -D__UPC_DYNAMIC_THREADS__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_PTHREADS__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_FIRST_PREPROCESS__=1 -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test -DGASNET_NDEBUG -DGASNET_PAR -D_REENTRANT -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include/smp-conduit -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/umalloc -DUPCRI_USING_PTHREADS -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include/upcr_preinclude -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include/upcr_geninclude -D__transparent_union__= test.c >test.i.tmp
gawk -F '/^#.*[0-9]+/{gsub("'"test.c"'","'"test.c"'");gsub(""[^"]*math[.]h"",""math.h"");}{print;}' test.i.tmp > test.i.tmp2
/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/bin/detect-upc -o test.i test.i.tmp2
rm -f test.i.tmp test.i.tmp2
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TRANSLATING
*** upcc running: 'tar cf /tmp/upcc-paras-6940625/http_request.tar *.i upcc-sizes' in /tmp/upcc-paras-6940625 ***
*** Making HTTP request to http://mantis.lbl.gov/upcc-1.1.cgi
*** upcc running: 'tar xf /tmp/upcc-paras-6940625/http_reply.tar' in /tmp/upcc-paras-6940625 ***
*** upcc running: 'touch /tmp/upcc-paras-6940625/*.trans.c' ***
*** REMOTE upcc running: 'cp -f test.i /tmp/upcc--27727' ***
*** REMOTE upcc running: '/var/local/pkg/upc/1.1/compilers/open64/osprey1.0/targia32_ia64_nodebug/driver.nue/sgiupc -noinline -S -keep -Yf,/var/local/pkg/upc/1.1/compilers/open64/osprey1.0/targia32_ia64_nodebug/gccfe -Yb,/var/local/pkg/upc/1.1/compilers/open64/osprey1.0/targia32_ia64_nodebug/be -Wb,-trlow -ia32 -fconfig-/tmp/upcc-net.27724.1085775463/upcc-sizes test.i' in /tmp/upcc--27727 ***
*** REMOTE upcc running: '/var/local/pkg/upc/1.1/compilers/open64/osprey1.0/targia32_ia64_nodebug/whirl2c/whirl2c -lang=upc -std=upc -TARG:abi=ia32 -pthreads test.i -fB,test.N' in /tmp/upcc--27727 ***
*** REMOTE upcc running: 'cp /tmp/upcc--27727/test.trans.c /tmp/upcc-net.27724.1085775463' ***
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COMPILING
*** upcc running: 'cp /tmp/upcc-paras-6940625/test.trans.c /tmp/upcc-paras-6940625/test.o' ***
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LINKING
*** upcc running: 'rm -rf /compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test/test_pthread-link' ***
*** upcc running: 'cp /tmp/upcc-paras-6940625/test.o /compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test/test_pthread-link/test_obj.c' ***
*** upcc running: '/usr/gnu/bin/gmake' in /compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test/test_pthread-link ***
cat test_obj.tld | sort -u -k3rn -k1 >global.tld
echo '/* this comment avoids empty file warnings */' >>global.tld
/usr/gnu/bin/gmake -f /compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include/upcc.mak
EXTRA_CFLAGS=""
EXTRA_CPPFLAGS=" -D__UPC__=1 -D__UPC_VERSION__=200310L -D__BERKELEY_UPC__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_MINOR__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_PATCHLEVEL__=0 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_SMP_CONDUIT__=1 -DUPC_MAX_BLOCK_SIZE=4194304 -D__UPC_DYNAMIC_THREADS__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_PTHREADS__=1 -DUPCRI_USING_TLD -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test/test_pthread-link"
CONDUIT=smp PARSEQ=par test_obj.o
gmake[1]: Entering directory `/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test/test_pthread-link'
gcc -O3 -Winline -finline-limit=10000 -D__UPC__=1 -D__UPC_VERSION__=200310L -D__BERKELEY_UPC__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_MINOR__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_PATCHLEVEL__=0 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_SMP_CONDUIT__=1 -DUPC_MAX_BLOCK_SIZE=4194304 -D__UPC_DYNAMIC_THREADS__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_PTHREADS__=1 -DUPCRI_USING_TLD -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test/test_pthread-link -DGASNET_NDEBUG -DGASNET_PAR -D_REENTRANT -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include/smp-conduit -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/umalloc -DUPCRI_USING_PTHREADS -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include/upcr_postinclude -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include/upcr_geninclude -c test_obj.c
gmake[1]: Leaving directory `/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test/test_pthread-link'
*** upcc running '/usr/bin/nm /compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test/test_pthread-link/test_obj.o'
*** upcc running: '/usr/gnu/bin/gmake -f /compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include/upcc.mak CONDUIT=smp PARSEQ=par EXTRA_CPPFLAGS=" -D__UPC__=1 -D__UPC_VERSION__=200310L -D__BERKELEY_UPC__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_MINOR__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_PATCHLEVEL__=0 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_SMP_CONDUIT__=1 -DUPC_MAX_BLOCK_SIZE=4194304 -D__UPC_DYNAMIC_THREADS__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_PTHREADS__=1 -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test/test_pthread-link -DUPCRI_USING_TLD" EXTRA_CFLAGS="" test_startup_tmp.o' in /tmp/upcc-paras-6940625 ***
gcc -O3 -Winline -finline-limit=10000 -D__UPC__=1 -D__UPC_VERSION__=200310L -D__BERKELEY_UPC__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_MINOR__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_PATCHLEVEL__=0 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_SMP_CONDUIT__=1 -DUPC_MAX_BLOCK_SIZE=4194304 -D__UPC_DYNAMIC_THREADS__=1 -D__BERKELEY_UPC_PTHREADS__=1 -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test/test_pthread-link -DUPCRI_USING_TLD -DGASNET_NDEBUG -DGASNET_PAR -D_REENTRANT -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include/smp-conduit -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/umalloc -DUPCRI_USING_PTHREADS -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include/upcr_postinclude -I/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include/upcr_geninclude -c test_startup_tmp.c
*** upcc running: '/usr/gnu/bin/gmake -f /compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/include/upcc.mak CONDUIT=smp PARSEQ=par OBJS="/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test/test_pthread-link/test_obj.o /tmp/upcc-paras-6940625/test_startup_tmp.o" EXTRA_LDFLAGS="" OUT="test"' ***
gcc -o test /compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/upc/projects/test/test_pthread-link/test_obj.o /tmp/upcc-paras-6940625/test_startup_tmp.o -L/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/lib -lupcr-smp-par -lumalloc -L/compsci/brule7/cshome/paras/charronupc/lib -lgasnet-smp-par -lpthread -L/usr/local/gcc/bin/../lib/gcc-lib/mips-sgi-irix6.5/3.0.3 -lgcc -lm

thanks y'all! I've had people sing for me and others gave me a teddy bear, and I didn't tell anyone much at all... except about the cake... mmm cake...

uh, have to say something about the "narc" comment:
what exactly do you mean by that? the snitch part or the narcotics officer part or the straight narcotics part of it? just askin' people used to think my dad was a narc (officer) and we're related to a narc (officer again) who looks like Serpico and used to work undercover... weird stuff

i think I have to stop eating at Subway. I always feel ill aftewards... bastards! why can't they actually cook their chicken all the way through? grr!

oh, and have y'all heard any music from Taj Mahal? if not, you must because he's awesome. I especially recommend A Little Soulful Tune, Fishin' Blues and Annie's Lover. I love Taj Mahal! It's total back porch music, it kicks ass.

oh and Happy Birthday Allison!

Mount Allison University :: Sackville, New Brunswick Canada
www.mta.ca

just to be a narc i think Albert is challenging "Freedom of Expression" and not "Freedom of Speech" since he's not really saying anything.

make the anarchy spanarchy!

(IMDB)

(Sorry, Alison, it's just too perfect.)

It's been so long since i've posted

Well- there is only one thing to say then

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALISON

Amen, albert, amen!!! Freedom of fuckin speech (or the lack thereof); anyone else heard of it?

No, you can put up as many damn blank post that I want to!