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May 29, 2004 -- 3:30 PM
posted by alison

    so...
    my house, tonight, 8ish. I'll meet you out back for a fight!

    nah, just come on by, BYOB, but I'll have pop and snacks, and maybe cake
    we can watch some movies, stay out of the rain and just hang out
    what do you all think? see ya later, I hope ;)

May 29, 2004 -- 11:07 AM
posted by anonymous

May 29, 2004 -- 12:02 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    "Par, you opened up a Pandora's box of bizarre latin phrases..."

    Yeah Paras, nice Latin.

    Maybe that's why your programs suck; computers can't compile all that Latin code you fool!!!

May 29, 2004 -- 12:02 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Albert- that's the funniest thing I've read in MONTHS!!!!





    Even funnier than this:

    Q: What's the hardest part about being a roller-blader?
    A: Having to tell your father you're gay.

May 28, 2004 -- 11:05 PM
posted by edo

    #262353 +(2400)- [X]
    [MooseOnDaLoose] Hey Mike
    [goatboy] what?
    [MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
    [goatboy] er?
    [MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
    [goatboy] and?
    [MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
    [goatboy] ...
    [MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
    [goatboy] i dont get it
    [MooseOnDaLoose] AND YOU NEVER WILL.
    [goatboy] bastard

May 28, 2004 -- 11:02 PM
posted by edo

bash.org ... once you start reading the quotes... its hard to stop ;)

May 28, 2004 -- 8:40 PM
posted by Ministry of Tourism

    For all those excessively motivated people out there...

    Despair, Inc.

May 28, 2004 -- 6:31 PM
posted by edo

    Well, I didnt think it would take long for politicians to jump onto using Hockey for their own purposes. (after all, no one is going to pay attention to them until the playoffs are over)Anyways, last week in Calgary Steven Harper did the whole wear a jersey and wave a Flames flag thing. And this week it was PM Pauls turn:



    The most entertaining thing about this was... he was in Edmonton.

May 28, 2004 -- 5:11 PM
posted by anonymous

May 28, 2004 -- 4:36 PM
posted by alison

I try to limit my hate, so, uh, quoi?

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