this taken from Vice's Guide to Fan-Fiction:

"Take The Transformers for example. Go to geocities.com/Area51/Labyrinth/4410/adult.html to enter the completely bizarre world of robots fucking. When I got to the story about Megatron and Soundwave (two of my favorite toys when I was in fifth grade) sucking each other’s dicks, I felt like my childhood had been raped at gunpoint. Why would anyone want to see Dinobot take Slasher Red from behind as he does in this story?"

unfortunately the site no longer exists...Petey my good man, where might one go about finding Hardcore Fanfixion of the Trans(sexual)former kind?

Tonight at 9 anyone?

mmm... at the office on a Saturday... eating farmers' market samosas... mmm
the samosas pretty much make up for the office part, and I get to check my e-mail etc on a reliable and fast computer.

So, uh, I know it's game 6 tonight, and it could very well be the end of the hockey season, but does anyone want to do something tonight? My brother's getting a bunch of his friends together, and I really don't want to hang out with them. Besides, last night was enough of staying home and hanging with the fam.

Is anyone up for anything? It can be incredibly low budget, or whatever, soccer in the park, frisbee, marshmallow roasting, movie, watching the game, whatever...

somebody, something? : )

ACTUALLY Paras, in order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first get some scratch.

"At last, we meet in a duel of steel blades... if you so dare, face me and ATTAAAAAAAAAAACCCCK!!!!!!!"



"OH SHIT WAITASEC WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SWOOOOORRRRRRDDDD!?!!!!!!"

Thank you for validating my existance... not to mention my reason for posting!
I feel much better now.

Jere, Scuba diving?, huh?
Next weekend - let me know

I can feel the bitterness oozing...

Validating your existence and reason for posting

Speak clearer your breaking up...

Hahahahahahaha! You can't go to the Plant because of chlorophyll!!

Whew... bad jokes. Gotta love them. Almost as much as I love Segmentation fault. Brilliant.

Speaking of brilliant, check out DY's Bad Review Revue:



The Whole Ten Yards: "Worse than you can imagine.
Unless, of course, you've imagined 90-something minutes of bloopers and
outtakes that congeal into a story -- much the way a scab is formed."
-- Wesley Morris, BOSTON GLOBE



Oh yeah, and check out Festiva! : A Play in Three Acts, Concerning Henry Ford's First Encounter with Locking His Keys Inside His Car