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June 05, 2004 -- 2:18 PM
posted by Par

Oh, and, for the record. I have no idea how you people use internet explorer. If I wasn't getting paid to use this, I would go insane. I've only been surfing for about 15 minutes, and already the pop-ups and self-installing programs are driving me nuts.

June 05, 2004 -- 2:14 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

    TAMALA 2010: A PUNK CAT IN SPACE? hells yessss!!!

    ...except I told James that I'd try and get some people out to the show at the Shark Tank tonight kuz they've apparently been REALLY hurtin lately. Dammit. BUTTTT.... doors are at 7, show at 7:30... so we could go buy our TAMALA 2010 tickets, walk across the street to the shark tank around 7 or 7:30, stay till close to 9 and then head back over to the Metro. Huh? HUH? SOUNDS GOOD HUH? YEAH!??? LESDOIT!

    Actually, I just wanted to say 'butt'.

June 05, 2004 -- 2:11 PM
posted by Par

June 05, 2004 -- 2:00 PM
posted by eric

    this taken from Vice's Guide to Fan-Fiction:

    "Take The Transformers for example. Go to geocities.com/Area51/Labyrinth/4410/adult.html to enter the completely bizarre world of robots fucking. When I got to the story about Megatron and Soundwave (two of my favorite toys when I was in fifth grade) sucking each other’s dicks, I felt like my childhood had been raped at gunpoint. Why would anyone want to see Dinobot take Slasher Red from behind as he does in this story?"

    unfortunately the site no longer exists...Petey my good man, where might one go about finding Hardcore Fanfixion of the Trans(sexual)former kind?

June 05, 2004 -- 1:35 PM
posted by eric



    Tonight at 9 anyone?

June 05, 2004 -- 11:50 AM
posted by alison

    mmm... at the office on a Saturday... eating farmers' market samosas... mmm
    the samosas pretty much make up for the office part, and I get to check my e-mail etc on a reliable and fast computer.

    So, uh, I know it's game 6 tonight, and it could very well be the end of the hockey season, but does anyone want to do something tonight? My brother's getting a bunch of his friends together, and I really don't want to hang out with them. Besides, last night was enough of staying home and hanging with the fam.

    Is anyone up for anything? It can be incredibly low budget, or whatever, soccer in the park, frisbee, marshmallow roasting, movie, watching the game, whatever...

    somebody, something? : )

June 05, 2004 -- 12:02 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

ACTUALLY Paras, in order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first get some scratch.

June 05, 2004 -- 12:02 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    "At last, we meet in a duel of steel blades... if you so dare, face me and ATTAAAAAAAAAAACCCCK!!!!!!!"



    "OH SHIT WAITASEC WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SWOOOOORRRRRRDDDD!?!!!!!!"

June 04, 2004 -- 11:32 PM
posted by Beck

    Thank you for validating my existance... not to mention my reason for posting!
    I feel much better now.

June 04, 2004 -- 5:16 PM
posted by Beck

    Jere, Scuba diving?, huh?
    Next weekend - let me know

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