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June 06, 2004 -- 8:21 PM
posted by eric

    Reagan Youth.
    nuff said.


    here, here.

June 06, 2004 -- 8:16 PM
posted by *andy thompson



    "Built from an alloy of absurdium and stupidium."

    Who: You
    What: Game 7 & "The Core"
    Where: Andy's Basement
    When: Monday, June 7th - 5:00 PM
    K-E-Why: Because we love you!

    Essentially, just a chill night in my basement.
    We'll watch the big game, and then the Bad Movie of the Week: The Core.
    Good times.

    If possible, please bring food or drink.

    Apologies for the short notice.

June 06, 2004 -- 7:48 PM
posted by EXcaliBur

    I for one do not feel sorry for Reagan dying. The man was a butcher, plain and simple. all this memorandum crap should just die

June 06, 2004 -- 12:24 PM
posted by eric

    hey Taylor, i think there might have been one guest vocalist that didn't show up for that Jaxx set- this from diwmagazine... i totally didn't put two and two together: "*NSYNC pretty boy JC Chasez drops his polished pop act for a Prince-influenced performance on the new-wave par-ty-starting “Plug It In”; "

June 06, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by edo

June 06, 2004 -- 12:01 AM
posted by P

    :P

    Overpasses, pft.

June 05, 2004 -- 11:07 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

*sigh* even monkey-boy is slipping...

June 05, 2004 -- 7:32 PM
posted by anonymous

    Validating your existence and reason for posting

    Fierce tiger descends mountain

    is beaten by

    The pure dragon rises to heaven

June 05, 2004 -- 5:32 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

P, have you been standing on overpasses with big rocks while buses drive under? For your sake I hope not.

June 05, 2004 -- 5:14 PM
posted by P

    Hey all! Have you ever been to the hair section of any grocery store? It's massive! It's like walking into the section that deals with autobody at a hardware store, except everything looks even more dangerous. All these aerosol cans that warn you of flammable contents and all the things they promise if you use it on your hair! Which to choose? What to believe? The madness! If you did decide to use these flammable hair products, wouldn't your hair be that much more flammable? Or no? And are all hair products flammable? What's the difference between some sort of flammable styling product that claims to style your hair and any other gel product? You could really mess things up here if you got a gun - or something better. Maybe the next real action scene should be in the hair care section of a grocery store. Light it up! Take the opportunity to double check if the shampoo's flammable too. Well if you're going to do that maybe you should take it up a notch and squirt some toothpaste into the batch. It's always good to bring that minty flavour to the smoking aftermath of a scorched hair care section to draw in more customers. Maybe take a bottle of stylist spray to squirt into people's eyes if they get the idea they want to accost you while you're doing the deed, or liquid soap, pick your poison. Well, I suppose everything can be a little bit more messed up with a gun...I suppose. I'm not sure I would like to mess up the hair care section, they've got so many pretty colors. Maybe shoot off a couple of those Calgary Flames flags people like to drive around in. Just pull down the window and test your accuracy while driving. Somehow I think it'd be easier with a rock.... A big rock. You might miss a few times, and you could hit a few people in the process, but it's all good. Maybe if you get frustrated you could cut the guy off a couple of times in a one lane road. One might wonder how you could cut off a guy in a one lane road.... Or not. And then! Throw the rock at him! Jump on the hood and chuck the rock down on the windshield. "CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!?!"


    Damn right. IT'S YOU CHUMP! YOU! Pour a super gulp full of green slushy on him, crack an egg of silly putty on his face, and leave a stick of stringy cheese on him that you've been saving up in your dashboard for a couple of weeks just for the hell of it. Screw uncontrolled four-way intersections.

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