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Fierce tiger descends mountain

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The pure dragon rises to heaven

P, have you been standing on overpasses with big rocks while buses drive under? For your sake I hope not.

Hey all! Have you ever been to the hair section of any grocery store? It's massive! It's like walking into the section that deals with autobody at a hardware store, except everything looks even more dangerous. All these aerosol cans that warn you of flammable contents and all the things they promise if you use it on your hair! Which to choose? What to believe? The madness! If you did decide to use these flammable hair products, wouldn't your hair be that much more flammable? Or no? And are all hair products flammable? What's the difference between some sort of flammable styling product that claims to style your hair and any other gel product? You could really mess things up here if you got a gun - or something better. Maybe the next real action scene should be in the hair care section of a grocery store. Light it up! Take the opportunity to double check if the shampoo's flammable too. Well if you're going to do that maybe you should take it up a notch and squirt some toothpaste into the batch. It's always good to bring that minty flavour to the smoking aftermath of a scorched hair care section to draw in more customers. Maybe take a bottle of stylist spray to squirt into people's eyes if they get the idea they want to accost you while you're doing the deed, or liquid soap, pick your poison. Well, I suppose everything can be a little bit more messed up with a gun...I suppose. I'm not sure I would like to mess up the hair care section, they've got so many pretty colors. Maybe shoot off a couple of those Calgary Flames flags people like to drive around in. Just pull down the window and test your accuracy while driving. Somehow I think it'd be easier with a rock.... A big rock. You might miss a few times, and you could hit a few people in the process, but it's all good. Maybe if you get frustrated you could cut the guy off a couple of times in a one lane road. One might wonder how you could cut off a guy in a one lane road.... Or not. And then! Throw the rock at him! Jump on the hood and chuck the rock down on the windshield. "CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!?!"


Damn right. IT'S YOU CHUMP! YOU! Pour a super gulp full of green slushy on him, crack an egg of silly putty on his face, and leave a stick of stringy cheese on him that you've been saving up in your dashboard for a couple of weeks just for the hell of it. Screw uncontrolled four-way intersections.

Oh yeah... I really STRONGLY encourage anyone even the SLIGHT BIT INTERESTED in seeing a couple bands tonight to come out to the Shark Tank. It's a great all-ages venue run by 2 of the most dedicated people in Edmonton's scene. They hardly make any money off of it, and they're having some rough times right now. Please please please come out and support these guys, you'd be doing all of us in the scene a HUGE favour. And also, their art gallery just opened as of last night.

Keep in mind that my band London Disturbance Force is also playing there on the 26th with The Hömewreckers and some other band (that has girls in it) from Calgary... except I forget their names. And I might ask the Pinup Girls to join the lineup if they're any good tonight.

Here's the full details on the show tonight:

The Raygun Cowboys
Isolate The Radical [I mean, ITR...]
Panik Attak ['77 Punk 1st AA show]
The Pinup Girls [really, really cute girls, 1st show ever!]

Members $7
(Non-Members is likely $8 and this includes getting your membership -noface)

Doors @ 7:00
Show @ 7:30

Shark Tank ~ 10249 - 97 Street

or here's the link: sharktank show post

besides... the Raygun Cowboys are headlining... and I don't want to see those guys anyway. But I DO want to see the openers: The Pinup Girls... kuz apparently they're a band composed of... believe it or not... GIRLS!!! And I've heard they're pretty cute. But that might just be marketing hype. I must verify this for myself. I seriously can't believe it though... a band with GIRLS? That's unheard of.

Oh, and, for the record. I have no idea how you people use internet explorer. If I wasn't getting paid to use this, I would go insane. I've only been surfing for about 15 minutes, and already the pop-ups and self-installing programs are driving me nuts.

TAMALA 2010: A PUNK CAT IN SPACE? hells yessss!!!

...except I told James that I'd try and get some people out to the show at the Shark Tank tonight kuz they've apparently been REALLY hurtin lately. Dammit. BUTTTT.... doors are at 7, show at 7:30... so we could go buy our TAMALA 2010 tickets, walk across the street to the shark tank around 7 or 7:30, stay till close to 9 and then head back over to the Metro. Huh? HUH? SOUNDS GOOD HUH? YEAH!??? LESDOIT!

Actually, I just wanted to say 'butt'.

In case that wasn't clear, eric's suggestion was to go see Tamala 2010: A Punk Cat in Space at the Metro tonight.

Oh, and it's nice to know that we're back to gay decepticons once again.

this taken from Vice's Guide to Fan-Fiction:

"Take The Transformers for example. Go to geocities.com/Area51/Labyrinth/4410/adult.html to enter the completely bizarre world of robots fucking. When I got to the story about Megatron and Soundwave (two of my favorite toys when I was in fifth grade) sucking each other’s dicks, I felt like my childhood had been raped at gunpoint. Why would anyone want to see Dinobot take Slasher Red from behind as he does in this story?"

unfortunately the site no longer exists...Petey my good man, where might one go about finding Hardcore Fanfixion of the Trans(sexual)former kind?

Tonight at 9 anyone?