yah Beck, WTF.

Beck, first you come out of the closet, and then you show your boob, causing riots in London? WTF?

And in other news:

1. huh?
2. what? (I just love that headline)

it would've been just as easy to quote "And in other news, five days until I'm off to the Shuswaps!". Makin me work for nothing. haha bastard.

And in other news:

1. huh?
2. what?

bloody condom huh? I'm surprised you didn't say bloody tampon. But this reminds me of a joke:

Q: What's a 6 point 9?
A: A sixtey-nine interrupted by a period.

Or as my friends at work would call it, you've just earned your "red wings". (kuz it leaves red 'wings' on your face, hahaha) They've been coming up with all sorts of 'military badges' that you can earn depending on the sex acts you've commited. hahaha


Be wary of red sweaters made in Africa. Elephants use sheep as tampons.

tony's going to a hampster throwdown on a boat.

news:
1. Detroit way!
2. the English have a new meaning for injury time.

2004/06/08 16:22

okay... seriously, what the shit?

Did you ALL go on this journey or something?

Okay... I posted that last message like forever ago. Since I posted that message I've slept, woken up, showered, brushed my teeth, pissed a bunch of times, eaten breakfast, and lunch and worked for 7 hours. And then I came home and sat on the computer for another hour. Somebody answer my damn question already!

what the fuck? what journey? And why the fuck are you going on this journey so damned late at night? Shit. Okay, I'm goin to bed. Fuck this shit. Nite.