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go back to maingo to old version

June 14, 2004 -- 3:08 PM
posted by alison

    no I spelled "the" wrong. it was just too late to change things when I finally noticed.


    and come on, douchebag? can't you find a less female-derogatory term to call people?
    it is a pretty lame phrase anyway, but it's still derogatory all the same.
    how about enema-pump? it's still a pretty nasty insult and non-sex-biased.
    we just need to make it catch on now.

June 14, 2004 -- 2:10 PM
posted by anonymous

    Validating your existence and reason for posting.

    Greatly confused...

    Why can't life be more simpler... why can't randomly destroying things provide answers?

June 14, 2004 -- 1:47 PM
posted by Par

    Yeah, plus he spelled "the" wrong. What a douchebag.

June 14, 2004 -- 1:34 PM
posted by alison

    and now a quotation from your friendly neighbourhood Conservative Party Leader:
    "Human rights commissions, as they are evolving, are an attack on fundamental freedom and teh basic existence of a democratic society. It is in fact totalitarianism. I find this very scary stuff." Stephen Harper, BC Report 11, Jan 1999

    hmm... "human rights... very scary stuff" so maybe he's not exactly saying that, but it sure seems close some days. I loved the Sunday Reader cartoon yesterday... Paul Martin pinning a note to Stephen Harper's back: "Ask me about Abortion" tee hee

June 14, 2004 -- 12:39 PM
posted by eric

June 14, 2004 -- 11:11 AM
posted by edo

yah Beck, WTF.

June 14, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by alison

    Beck, first you come out of the closet, and then you show your boob, causing riots in London? WTF?

June 14, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by Par

    And in other news:

    1. huh?
    2. what? (I just love that headline)

June 14, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    it would've been just as easy to quote "And in other news, five days until I'm off to the Shuswaps!". Makin me work for nothing. haha bastard.

    And in other news:

    1. huh?
    2. what?

June 13, 2004 -- 11:55 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

    bloody condom huh? I'm surprised you didn't say bloody tampon. But this reminds me of a joke:

    Q: What's a 6 point 9?
    A: A sixtey-nine interrupted by a period.

    Or as my friends at work would call it, you've just earned your "red wings". (kuz it leaves red 'wings' on your face, hahaha) They've been coming up with all sorts of 'military badges' that you can earn depending on the sex acts you've commited. hahaha


    Be wary of red sweaters made in Africa. Elephants use sheep as tampons.

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