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June 18, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by Par
- A bill in the States to combat spyware has passed the committee stages and is now on its way to legislative chambers. Originally it was proposed as the "Safeguard Against Privacy Invasions Act." Unfortunately, committees decided that SAPIA was not as clever an acronym as their previous foray into the world of internet privacy invasion, the "Controlling the Assault of Non-Solicited Pornography and Marketing Act of 2003", or CAN-SPAM Act. After many months of deliberation, they finally came up with a suitable name, the "Securely Protect Yourself Against Cyber Trespass Act" (SPY ACT Act). I'm glad they haven't got their heads up their arses down there, or else I might have to be worried about the States.
Hey, you make have heard about Mike Commodore shaving his trademark playoff... uh... 'hair' for cancer:


He could go around with a "Mike Commodore" sandwich board on and people wouldn't believe him. Any thoughts on the Gaut transformation? I don't know that we have a readily available digital shot of Jere, so I don't think we could photoshop it, but I get the feeling we'd end up with something like this:

or worse, this:

June 17, 2004 -- 6:39 PM
posted by anonymous
- Validating your existence and reason for posting.
Counterinsurgency methods are only as effective as the operative using them.
June 17, 2004 -- 4:32 PM
posted by alison
- Jeremy, if only your ip address wasn't there... nice try though.
And Jess, I had a crush on you too... ; )
June 17, 2004 -- 11:12 AM
posted by eric
nevermind..the way the buses run i won't be there until quarter to 1 probably
June 17, 2004 -- 10:11 AM
posted by eric
- totally served.
hey are you guys going to be around CAB during lunch? i think i'm gonna hit up the sale at Hard-Drive (yeah taylor man, 80% off!) so maybe i'll see you guys then? word.
June 17, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by Jere
- Good ol defaulted theory of a nickel creed.
They should have released "how you reminded me" second and changed this lyrics a bit.
like instead of" this is how you remind me of what I really am..."
try this one.
" Now Somehow this reminds me of the song we just played..."
SERVED!
June 16, 2004 -- 4:58 PM
posted by eric
- Nickelback litmus test
check it out. this shit is freaky.
this requires stereo sound.
also can anyone confirm whether or not there's been any pitch bending or speeding up on the tracks?
June 16, 2004 -- 3:39 PM
posted by anonymous
- Validating your existence and reason for posting.
Taylor to beat someone up bigger then you just buy a gun and threaten him, shoot him in the kneecap if he gives you trouble. If you don't want to kill him or be arrested then use the SAS counterinsurgency technique to take down him and all his friends. What are SAS counterinsurgency techniques?... I could tell you but I'll have to charge.
June 16, 2004 -- 2:31 PM
posted by eric
- oh yeah, i forgot to mention, FUCKIN' ROIGHT DEEEEEEEETROITTTT BASSSSSSSSSKETBALL!!!!!!!!!!
love that shit. Phil Jackson is a total fuckface. how did he ever win 9 titles? i'll tell you how, Jordan and Kobe. he didn't coach shit, i'm glad he got blown away. the lakers are full of shit, it's all Shaq and Kobe- did you notice how Detroit gave them open shots and either the Lakers wouldn't it or they'd just miss horribly (Rick Fox is comedy central). plus that team was just running around not even knowing who they were covering, what's up with that? those fuckers aren't pro at all. how were they were the favourites? i don't get it
thing is i can't believe it's taken this long for the NBA to come up with a sensible game plan against the Lakers- Larry Brown's good but he's no genius. Just give Shaq what he wants, you won't stop him by double or even triple teaming him. meanwhile that frees up your defenders to get all up in Kobe's face. is this what is meant by the greatest defensive squad in history? i dunno. as for Malone and Payton, fuck those guys, they COMPLETELY DID NOT deserve a title. they sucked ass all series, and i get the impression all season too. when Payton can't drop an open 15 footer you know he should have retired three years ago.
lastly big up to Prince, that kid was flying. he was drivin' hard to the net like a mofo, and i have mad respect for how aggressive he stepped up his game during clutch time. and Big Ben is God. word.
