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July 27, 2025 -- 11:24 AM
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go back to maingo to old version

June 18, 2004 -- 5:40 PM
posted by Matt

    That Beck is one sick guy...
    Whatever happened to him anyway?

June 18, 2004 -- 4:41 PM
posted by Par

    That is disturbing...

    Why would you need another friend if you already have a donkey?

June 18, 2004 -- 4:30 PM
posted by edo

    Look what Beck said to me! And then logged off MSN!

    Beck says:
    My name is Matt. I enjoy ramming live rodent up my rectum.
    Beck says:
    I also take pleasure in pepper grinding my erect penis.
    Beck says:
    My donkey is my favorite friend!
    Beck says:
    Will you be my friend too?

June 18, 2004 -- 2:00 PM
posted by edo

Or Im just wrong and its all browser specific...

June 18, 2004 -- 1:47 PM
posted by edo

    <img src='http://www.cse.msu.edu/~postrobe/images/bush-dumb.jpg' height='30%' width='30%'>



    <img src='http://www.cse.msu.edu/~postrobe/images/bush-dumb.jpg' height='50%' width='50%'>



    <img src='http://www.cse.msu.edu/~postrobe/images/bush-dumb.jpg' height='10%' width='10%'>




    See... even at a reduced size I think my point about G.W. Bush is clear.

June 18, 2004 -- 11:43 AM
posted by Par

    Oh yeah, a friend of mine has this as his e-mail signature right now. I thought it was brilliant:
    "On movies: Some have too much talking, some have too much action, some
    are only interesting the first three times, and some are classics to
    while away a lifetime with."
    - from 'Talking About Women While Talking
    About Other Stuff` by Lincoln Harmstaed

June 18, 2004 -- 11:39 AM
posted by Par

    Actually, sticking "width=100%" in between the '<' and '>' of your 'img' tag will create an image much like the alteration I made to Jere's corgi. This is not recommended for images with text, however (eg. Comics). Browsers can resize images about as well as Maddox can be subtle. (obscure 'net culture reference? . Demonstration of how badly browsers resize images? )

June 18, 2004 -- 11:23 AM
posted by edo


    Hey kids, here's trick to keep your images within the browser and stop the side scroller:

    <img src='url_of_your_image_here' height='50%' width='50%'>

    It doesn't need to be 50% but some other proportion that keeps the behemoth pictures within our screens.

    Annoying eh?


June 18, 2004 -- 10:53 AM
posted by Jere

    Corgi sets high jump world record height of...




    oh who am I kidding, it's a stupid corgi.
    Five bucks says he shorts it

    Here corgi corgi corgi...

June 18, 2004 -- 10:07 AM
posted by alison

    what's wrong with Michael Stipe?
    he's ten times better than the degradation of Dana Carvey post Wayne's World

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