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July 27, 2025 -- 1:02 PM
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June 18, 2004 -- 1:47 PM
posted by edo

    <img src='http://www.cse.msu.edu/~postrobe/images/bush-dumb.jpg' height='30%' width='30%'>



    <img src='http://www.cse.msu.edu/~postrobe/images/bush-dumb.jpg' height='50%' width='50%'>



    <img src='http://www.cse.msu.edu/~postrobe/images/bush-dumb.jpg' height='10%' width='10%'>




    See... even at a reduced size I think my point about G.W. Bush is clear.

June 18, 2004 -- 11:43 AM
posted by Par

    Oh yeah, a friend of mine has this as his e-mail signature right now. I thought it was brilliant:
    "On movies: Some have too much talking, some have too much action, some
    are only interesting the first three times, and some are classics to
    while away a lifetime with."
    - from 'Talking About Women While Talking
    About Other Stuff` by Lincoln Harmstaed

June 18, 2004 -- 11:39 AM
posted by Par

    Actually, sticking "width=100%" in between the '<' and '>' of your 'img' tag will create an image much like the alteration I made to Jere's corgi. This is not recommended for images with text, however (eg. Comics). Browsers can resize images about as well as Maddox can be subtle. (obscure 'net culture reference? . Demonstration of how badly browsers resize images? )

June 18, 2004 -- 11:23 AM
posted by edo


    Hey kids, here's trick to keep your images within the browser and stop the side scroller:

    <img src='url_of_your_image_here' height='50%' width='50%'>

    It doesn't need to be 50% but some other proportion that keeps the behemoth pictures within our screens.

    Annoying eh?


June 18, 2004 -- 10:53 AM
posted by Jere

    Corgi sets high jump world record height of...




    oh who am I kidding, it's a stupid corgi.
    Five bucks says he shorts it

    Here corgi corgi corgi...

June 18, 2004 -- 10:07 AM
posted by alison

    what's wrong with Michael Stipe?
    he's ten times better than the degradation of Dana Carvey post Wayne's World

June 18, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by Par

    A bill in the States to combat spyware has passed the committee stages and is now on its way to legislative chambers. Originally it was proposed as the "Safeguard Against Privacy Invasions Act." Unfortunately, committees decided that SAPIA was not as clever an acronym as their previous foray into the world of internet privacy invasion, the "Controlling the Assault of Non-Solicited Pornography and Marketing Act of 2003", or CAN-SPAM Act. After many months of deliberation, they finally came up with a suitable name, the "Securely Protect Yourself Against Cyber Trespass Act" (SPY ACT Act). I'm glad they haven't got their heads up their arses down there, or else I might have to be worried about the States.

    Hey, you make have heard about Mike Commodore shaving his trademark playoff... uh... 'hair' for cancer:

    =>


    He could go around with a "Mike Commodore" sandwich board on and people wouldn't believe him. Any thoughts on the Gaut transformation? I don't know that we have a readily available digital shot of Jere, so I don't think we could photoshop it, but I get the feeling we'd end up with something like this:



    or worse, this:

June 17, 2004 -- 6:39 PM
posted by anonymous

    Validating your existence and reason for posting.

    Counterinsurgency methods are only as effective as the operative using them.

June 17, 2004 -- 4:32 PM
posted by alison

    Jeremy, if only your ip address wasn't there... nice try though.

    And Jess, I had a crush on you too... ; )

June 17, 2004 -- 11:12 AM
posted by eric

nevermind..the way the buses run i won't be there until quarter to 1 probably

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