Well, I called my boss and told him that come september I will no longer be working full time for him. This is a good thing as I will have absolutely no time for work. I told him I would stay on at least part time, but I can't see myself working more than one or two shifts a week. But AD, why did you do that?? What will be taking up all your time?? Well mysterious voice, it is my pleasure to inform the present populace that come september, those "nice people" at Grant Mac have decided that I am worthy of being in their presence. ...so what's the catch then AD?? Unfortunately mysterious voice, the catch is fairly painful, but considering everything, somewhat of a joke. In their endless wisdom, they have decided that due to my probationary status, I will be taking all my courses out of the Mill Woods campus. Thankfully for me though, It's a joke of a busride from southgate. Furthermore, come january I can go downtown if I feel like it. That of course I'll decide later. I still havn't heard squat from the UofA, so until then, bugger them!!! It's not quite what I hoped for, but considering my circumstances, it's a pretty good outcome. The only problem I appear to have now is an odd craving for hotdogs...

Ed, as per our conversation yesterday...

yeah yeah yeah, i know, my Dad knows a lot more about the whole sausage/meat packing industry than I ever will, but compared to all y'all on the board, and what I know of your knowledge in this area, I know a little more about sausage making (and don't you dare try to turn this into some raunch sexual statement!) Still, my Dad was a lot less than likely to post on this board anyway, so it doesn't much matter what he knows on the subject if he's not going to share it anyway.

* 40lbs of Finely-Ground Westbound Paper Mounds:
Spoken Word, Poetry and Zine Tour 2004!

Wednesday, July 14, 8PM @ Remedy Café (109 St. & 87 Ave.)
~ free admission, donations encouraged ~
40lbs in conjunction with the Edmonton Small Press Association presents a spoken word performance, zine sale and swap meet. This is a bridge building
mission. Import/export initiative. Map making expedition. We are packing zines, chapbooks, spoken word, network info, and the rest. Got your own
zines? Bring 'em!

.. with super fabulous Special Guest Babe Lloyd, and followed by an Open Mike

i mean really, if anyone should know what's in a hotdog, it's the daughter of someone who worked in a sausage factory...

Actually, if anyone should know what's in a hotdog, shouldn't it be the sausage factory worker? He'd know at least as well as his daughter (there's even an infinitesimal chance he might know more.)


ummm, Ad rants, on side with popular belief, are just random animal parts. Generaly, the cheaper the rants, the more random the parts. Never EVER buy bulk arguments at a store. The real ones are even still a little questionable. Yes, it's 100% beef, but it doesn't tell you if that's griping or whining. Better yet, you can sell the whining for a lot. You can't sell the griping for much unless you mulch it and call it something it's not.

Thus concludes my hotdog of the day.

AD, I never said hotdogs weren't random meat, I just said that you shouldn't eat random meat. i mean really, if anyone should know what's in a hotdog, it's the daughter of someone who worked in a sausage factory... (by the way, my Dad won't eat bologna no matter how much you pay him.) When you said "random meat" I thought of dog, rabbit and sheep... not exactly anything to do with hotdogs as we normally consider them, but they are random meat sources. so there.

AD -> charity is a tax write off too

Eric -> Go to 'Set Up' on that Hockey game, and turn the difficulty from 'Easy' to 'Hard' ...

ummm, Alison hotdogs, on side with popular belief, are just random animal parts. Generaly, the cheaper the hotdog, the more random the parts. Never EVER buy bulk weeners at a store. The real ones are even still a little questionable. Yes, it's 100% beef, but it doesn't tell you if that's hooves or t-bone. Better yet, you can sell the t-bone for a lot. You can't sell the hooves for much unless you mulch it and call it something it's not. And as far as the tweezers go, I can't help but see that quote used in that context as a complete butchering of its meaning. Granted, I don't know how responsible they are, but based on thier website, it means only this... If I am beautiful, the world will want to be just like me. Another disgusting slandering of beauty in our society. But what takes the cake, is their attempted use of a few good social deeds to sell more products. In my view at least, charitable deeds should not be used to advance a companies stake in the market. Another fine example of capitalism eroding our values.

Thus concludes my rant of the day.

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oh shit, it's STILL funny!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I'm not sure if this funny because it's late or if it's funny because it's actually funny:



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