WTF? I understand... new chat lingo versus binary, and the chat guy's head explodes, but what the hell is he saying anyway?

Oh, and I got a new book: 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know. including such interesting facts as Bayer manufactured Heroin, SUV manufacturers think SUV drivers are selfish and insecure, the Auschwitz tattoo was originally an IBM code number and...

The US is planning to provoke terrorist attacks. the idea being that they should goad them into making terrorist attacks. So instead of waiting for a terrorist plot to be developed and executed, the US is planning on making it happen. The Proactive Pre-emptive Operations Group, a $100 million team was poropsed by the Defense Science Board in 2002. The idea being that once the terrorists have been provoked (through methods like stealing their money, tricking them with fake communications, perhaps killing family members, or infiltrating groups with provocateurs), they will likely take action "exposing themselves to 'quick response' attacks by US forces." Or, as the book puts it: "In other words, the plan is to hit the hornet's nest with a stick, while waiting nearby with a can of bug spray." Okay... so problems? What about all those hornet bites you're going to sustain? Well... the plan of the Proactive Pre-emptive Operations Group (P2OG) was that they were going to stop the attacks before they actually occurred. hmm... likely? I can't wait until the public realises how at risk they are and fights back...

And... apparently there's a super high risk (like they think it's only a matter of time) that there will be another terrorist attack between now and the US election. The Canadian and American federal governments have warned all their employees about it. And I wanted to go to San Francisco in October... what do you think? Risky?

Sorry Par, don't have the semantics down like you do... I've seen 0wn3d, 0w43d, and pwn3d... but never "pWnZ0rd". I guess that is all beyond me...

And yah youre right, Franklin wasn't a president... I was in a search-for-president-quotes mind-set at the time.

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fuck no!!! shit.

Not to nitpick, Ed, (though that's what I seem to be doing anyway), but it's pWnZ0rd. (Why you have a 4 in there, I'm not entirely sure. But your lack of Z's or the syllable 'Z0r' is unacceptable.)

Also, you may recall, Franklin wasn't a President. Besides, you forget the Bush Doctrine which supersedes Commie-Nazi liberals like Roosevelt and Franklin:


We reserve the right to attack nations and people that harbour terrorists and present a possible threat pre-emptively, and the right to tell people to do as we say, not as we do, and to steal the liberty of our own people to defend their liberty and... uh... where was I? Oh yeah, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11.

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Im confused... these are American Presidents??

Theodore Roosevelt

"To educate a man in mind, and not in morals, is to educate a menace to society."

"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living and the get-rich-quick theory of life."

"To divide along the lines of section or caste or creed is un-American."

Benjamin Franklin

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

"When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."

"It is the fist responsibility of every citizen to question authority."


http://quotes.telemanage.ca/quotes.nsf/quotes!ReadForm

Yah, shooting Percy's corpse was a 'little' questionable... but respawning didnt do him any good. He got 0W43D!

Does anyone want to get warped?

...so I got crabs again.

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