Remember your freedom fries? Well, it was too bad that you had to dip them in vile, unpatriotic Heinz ketchup (seeing as John Kerry is married to Teresa Heinz.) That is, until now. W Ketchup is here to serve your needs. Listen to these great testimonials:


Left:You're not only tasteless, you a##holes are stupid!
— W.C.

Right: Wonder why liberals are so full of hate and divisiveness? Poor guys. Can't wait to get our new W ketchup. We mostly use salsa at our house, but I'll bring a bottle of W to share with our office. All our republicans (conservative and Christian, too) will get a big kick out of this. Good luck with your new product. God bless W and America.
— L.R., A Tulsa repubican



Oh, and in case you're worried about your ice cream supply, there's Star Spangled Ice Cream, who are the source of the Nutty Environmentalist tag on the left.

We love ya beck!

That's a nice picture of me up there beck...
But let us remember how photogenic our english friend really is...








Oh and here's where you decided to cook dinner for us one night



Here's to the sexiest hobo on the planet.

Dammit, the last time one of your dreams came true, I shit spherically for a week.

I'm back, and a day early two! Hurray, I can sleep in on a Monday, now all of my dreams will surely come true!

Ok, so I'll be gone to Calgary all day next thursday for that whole warped tour thingy. It's not quite the greatest lineup ever, but as far as everyone tells me, Warped tour is something everyone must experience at least once in their life. Probably doubly so for me since I'm strongly into the punk these days. I doubt anyone else would be interested in joining me, but I have to throw the invitation out there. Right now I'm going with my brother, but if interest exists, something else could be arranged.

ok, so I got the whole thing downloading as I type.... I called the wife to give her directions to download porn. Is that weird or what?
Anyway, will keep you posted on how it is, and then share the torrent when I get home.

Short teaser for the Cameron Diaz porn thingy-mcdoohicky here

Free full version coming soon... hopefully

Who: You What: J2K (Justin To Kelly) Where: Andy's When: Monday, July 12th - 7:30 PM Why: Because life has become a horrific chore. Rotten Tomatoes says 9%. But Amazon.com says... Totally rocking, dude!!! Kelly Clarkson is TOO hot, dude. You cannot believe that people, like, told me I wasn't cool to watch this. Ya, as if!!! You people need to get a freakin life and start livin la vida loca - like Justin & Kelly - and now Robert Jackson. I think Kelly carries the movie, but Justin has a certain something that elevates him above all others each time that he graces us with his presence upon the screen - I call it star power. Many want it, yet few achieve it quite like Justin does in From Justin to Kelly. Order it, like yesterday!!!



Tay - Can you Galaga '88 me? That would be every kind of perfect. Thanks!