Short teaser for the Cameron Diaz porn thingy-mcdoohicky here

Free full version coming soon... hopefully

Who: You What: J2K (Justin To Kelly) Where: Andy's When: Monday, July 12th - 7:30 PM Why: Because life has become a horrific chore. Rotten Tomatoes says 9%. But Amazon.com says... Totally rocking, dude!!! Kelly Clarkson is TOO hot, dude. You cannot believe that people, like, told me I wasn't cool to watch this. Ya, as if!!! You people need to get a freakin life and start livin la vida loca - like Justin & Kelly - and now Robert Jackson. I think Kelly carries the movie, but Justin has a certain something that elevates him above all others each time that he graces us with his presence upon the screen - I call it star power. Many want it, yet few achieve it quite like Justin does in From Justin to Kelly. Order it, like yesterday!!!



Tay - Can you Galaga '88 me? That would be every kind of perfect. Thanks!

If you think the money for athletically inclined Canadian kids is in hockey, think again. Tomasz Radzinski, a Canadian striker for Everton Football Club in England, a team will likely be fighting relegation this season, made £4.5 million. For those of you who can't convert in your heads, that's $11 million Canadian. Sure, he's a key player for Canada, but Canada is ranked number 90 in the world.



Antarctican Money

MegaMan will back us up!

ahem


Tornado watch for city of Edmonton-St Albert-Sherwood Park continued Conditions are favourable for funnel cloud development over east central Alberta this afternoon. Conditions are favourable for the development of funnel clouds or weak tornadoes. These types of funnel clouds form out of large cumulus clouds or very weak thunderstorms and normally do not have the energy to reach the ground. However one or two of these funnels may briefly touch down and can become destructive over a very small area. Treat all funnel clouds and tornadoes seriously and avoid when possible. Should one develop overhead take shelter until it dissipates. Remember these funnel clouds will normally appear with little or no warning.

Environment Canada continues to monitor the situation closely. Please continue to monitor your local media or weatheradio for further updates.

Should you spot a funnel cloud or tornado... And only if it is safe to do so... You can call 1-800-239-0484 to report your sighting. Please note this phone number is for reporting severe weather only.


More funnel clouds have been reported over central Alberta. Three funnel clouds were reported 5 kilometres south southeast of Vegreville. Another funnel was sighted near Fairview. None of these funnel clouds touched the ground. Further funnel clouds are expected to form in the watch area throughout the afternoon.

from environment canada

So Randy Ferby comes into Culligan just a few minutes ago, and picks up three bottles of water. First of all he has the gall to come into MY store, and the he gets it for FREE. All because he can curl, and is sponsored by Culligan. WTF?!? Why am I not sponsored by Culligan?
So I say "Ed... AD... get the curling brooms."
"It's time for an old fashioned Furby beating"
And he just stared at me confused.
I stared right back as intimidating as I could... waiting for them to get the brooms.
We stared at each other for what felt like an eternity... David versus Goliath
Then I realized Ed and AD weren't here - I was all alone.
"Way to lose the Briar, Randy, to Nova Scotia of all teams. I'll see you on the ice you pansy-pussy!"
Was what I meant to say...
But I actually said was, "Do you need a hand out with that?"
He said, "sure"
I said, "ok"
So I did... and successfully averted a summer curling brawl - saving it until we can beat him to a pulp as a team, with brooms, on ice.

1337:	y0 d00d, i m 1337! h4xx0rz $upr3m3! i r0X j00! rOFL!
Direct Translation:	Yo, dude, I'm Leet (Elite)! Hacker supreme! I rock you! Hahahaha!
Simple Translation:	Hi. I'm cool, you suck. Haha.
Real Person Translation:	I am a loser, but I think if I type (talk) with non-standard characters, punctuation and grammar, I will be cool. Ha



If you are so inclined, there is the professional sounding entry on Wikipedia, as well as far more irritating http://www.1337.org.uk/. (Of course, Ed's advice is far more useful.)

You should avoid "l337 Sp34k" at all costs Alison. I think I delved into a scary scary world when I even attempted to use it. And that binary doesnt translate to anything...

WTF? I understand... new chat lingo versus binary, and the chat guy's head explodes, but what the hell is he saying anyway?

Oh, and I got a new book: 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know. including such interesting facts as Bayer manufactured Heroin, SUV manufacturers think SUV drivers are selfish and insecure, the Auschwitz tattoo was originally an IBM code number and...

The US is planning to provoke terrorist attacks. the idea being that they should goad them into making terrorist attacks. So instead of waiting for a terrorist plot to be developed and executed, the US is planning on making it happen. The Proactive Pre-emptive Operations Group, a $100 million team was poropsed by the Defense Science Board in 2002. The idea being that once the terrorists have been provoked (through methods like stealing their money, tricking them with fake communications, perhaps killing family members, or infiltrating groups with provocateurs), they will likely take action "exposing themselves to 'quick response' attacks by US forces." Or, as the book puts it: "In other words, the plan is to hit the hornet's nest with a stick, while waiting nearby with a can of bug spray." Okay... so problems? What about all those hornet bites you're going to sustain? Well... the plan of the Proactive Pre-emptive Operations Group (P2OG) was that they were going to stop the attacks before they actually occurred. hmm... likely? I can't wait until the public realises how at risk they are and fights back...

And... apparently there's a super high risk (like they think it's only a matter of time) that there will be another terrorist attack between now and the US election. The Canadian and American federal governments have warned all their employees about it. And I wanted to go to San Francisco in October... what do you think? Risky?

Sorry Par, don't have the semantics down like you do... I've seen 0wn3d, 0w43d, and pwn3d... but never "pWnZ0rd". I guess that is all beyond me...

And yah youre right, Franklin wasn't a president... I was in a search-for-president-quotes mind-set at the time.