...yes, your pr0n links and all!

Just so all are aware, yes I know that the direct result of global warming is another ice age. The fucked up weather is caused by changes in the air flow of warm equatorial air with the cooler northern and southern areas. Meaning stop screwing with the way the earth works by chopping down all the damn trees. The whole greenhouse gas and trapping of heat within the earth won't kick us in the face nearly so badly as the screwy weather. Of course, lest we forget, the last few hundred years have been a little odd weatherwise through much of the world. Easiest example is that virtualy all of western north america is actually a massive desert. Unusually high rainfall over the last few hundred years has led us to believe that it is actually a far greener place than it really is. All the desertification, especially south of the border is just the climates returning to their norm. Anyway, feel free to pick at the details of what I just said. I just thought a little lesson, considering our nice freak storm was in order. Also, I guess I didn't realize the can of worms I was opening just by spouting a few little words... "I love global warming"

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I could be wrong, but isn't climate change something
that's been going on for longer than the last 22 years?

Hey Jere my best score so far on trial bike pro is 34... yours on this comp was 116
(it's like golf for anyone wondering)
Green Bike Rocks!

Remember your freedom fries? Well, it was too bad that you had to dip them in vile, unpatriotic Heinz ketchup (seeing as John Kerry is married to Teresa Heinz.) That is, until now. W Ketchup is here to serve your needs. Listen to these great testimonials:


Left:You're not only tasteless, you a##holes are stupid!
— W.C.

Right: Wonder why liberals are so full of hate and divisiveness? Poor guys. Can't wait to get our new W ketchup. We mostly use salsa at our house, but I'll bring a bottle of W to share with our office. All our republicans (conservative and Christian, too) will get a big kick out of this. Good luck with your new product. God bless W and America.
— L.R., A Tulsa repubican



Oh, and in case you're worried about your ice cream supply, there's Star Spangled Ice Cream, who are the source of the Nutty Environmentalist tag on the left.

We love ya beck!

That's a nice picture of me up there beck...
But let us remember how photogenic our english friend really is...








Oh and here's where you decided to cook dinner for us one night



Here's to the sexiest hobo on the planet.

Dammit, the last time one of your dreams came true, I shit spherically for a week.