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September 02, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by alison

    well, sorry to get serious on y'all, but it might very well be your civic duty to fill out this mighty Alberta tax-payer-paid survey and tell Ralph Klein and the rest of the Alberta Legislature what you want them to do with all this extra money we're now swimming in....

    for one thing... I'd rather it wasn't spent on surveys... but maybe that's just me.

September 01, 2004 -- 3:16 PM
posted by eric

September 01, 2004 -- 1:47 PM
posted by eric

    OH SHIT!!! FUNNIEST THING THE PLANET HAS NEVER SEEN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA i'm literally in muthafuckin' tears!

    Orson Welles – Paul Masson commercial
    Watch it twice. The first time you can watch Orson drunkenly slur all his lines with the cadence of a Pakistani Beat poet and the second time you can watch the actress on the left halfheartedly try not to laugh. Dude is annihilated, I’m telling you. You have never been that drunk in your life. The most shocking thing about this commercial is not how drunk he is but how hopelessly determined the director is to get a half decent take.
    HIGHLIGHT: Right after they click the “take 12” clicker thing, Orson’s mouth jumps in with an enthusiasm his brain cannot begin to catch up with. What results is a sentence that begins with a roaring “raaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhuuuweee here at Paul Masson are committed to bringing you…”



September 01, 2004 -- 11:30 AM
posted by eric

August 31, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by eric

    kay, dillholes. whip out the num-chucks. yours truly has yet to see the Mighty DYNO-MITE, and would very much like to end that loser streak some time soon. i guess you can join me if you want. i'm sorta busy right now recording with my super sweet band but the late evenings are always open for a brou ha ha ha ha.

    laters chumps and chumpettes

August 30, 2004 -- 8:03 PM
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August 30, 2004 -- 4:02 PM
posted by *andy thompson



    NEW TIME:
    9:35


    So, 9:35 is the actual show time. Hopefully y'all can make it.

August 30, 2004 -- 1:38 PM
posted by Par

August 30, 2004 -- 12:19 PM
posted by alison

    me hates migraines, ugh.

    anyway... SARAH HARMER is at the WINSPEAR on WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 6 at 8pm
    So yeah, Mary let me know if it still works for you. I'm coming home from a conference earlier that week... but I'll give up on my catch-up time to see this woman. Anyone else still interested - let me know. alison_lennie@yahoo.ca (Mary, you too, then we can figure out how we're buying tickets etc. (eww... $32.50 plus service charge... hooray job!))

    oh oh! Gomez? That's awesome! I'm definitely interested.

August 30, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by *andy thompson


    Bad Movie Summer Finale

    Who?
    You

    What?
    White Chicks

    Where?
    Cinema City 12 (3633 99th Street)

    When?
    Tuesday, August 31, 2004 - 7:00 PM

    Why?
    So that you too may endure the epiphany
    that accompanies this film:
    life really is a fucking joke.

    (Bad Movie Summer Average: a dead perfect 19%.)


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