Panzer = armour

Ultimate Transformable Heavy Destroid Unit Slight correction. There not 60 mmm eye lasers, there 60 mm eye beams. Just trying to stay consistent in between specs.

Main Terminal: Info "Panzer mode"

Well same deal as last post, long post on specs skip if you are not inclinied. Once again I'll put a warning on the bottom.

Grand Arms Panzer "Panzer mode" allows for Grand Arms to be in a more stable firing position which is useful on a planet. "Panzer" is from the old German WW2 tanks which the Germans called "Panzers." I think panzer means panther in german but Par could probally tell us the answer. Anyway, while "Titan mode" is useful for close combat on a planet or in space, while on a planet alot of the weapons will cause massive planetary destruction. So "Titan mode" is only good for close in combat or for overall space combat where planetary destruction can be more easily avoided. A tank since it is closer to the ground is more stable then a bipedal mode. Therefore rough uneven terrain is more easily passable in "Panzer mode." Since the firing base is more stable the weapons can be fired with much more accuracy. Due to the lack of flight Gran Arms is therefore able to divert this power to create a more powerful defensive barrier and power other weapons. So in summary "Panzer mode" is typical of most tanks, in that it is a stable firing platform which is lower to the ground (presenting a smaller target)and able to traverse rough terrain at a good speed.

Specifications for "Panzer mode"

Height : roughly 10 meters
Weight: ???
Power Generator: Cold Fusion reactor, Alpha engine, Beta Generator, Gamma Device
Armoring : Grand Armian variant Panzer
Max Speed driving: 200 Km/hr
Max burst drive speed: ???
Max emergency jump height: 100 meters
Range: Unlimited
Weapons: Mega Fixer Cannon x2 (Fixed over shoulders firing arc limited but more accurate) 60 mmm eye laser x2 (Same as "Titan mode") Finger beam cannons x10 (Go into the forearms stabalising their fire, they are now fire linked and cannot be independently targeted) Giga Smashers x2 (Mounted on fore arms, more accurate) Positron Cannon (mounted in chest) Linear Guns x2 (extend out of the back, swing under arm firing mounts when fully transformed. A new weapon for Grand Arms to use, they have good range, extreme damage and are very accurate. Armor piercing capability. Like most super robot animes a new mode will reveal new weapons or capabilities,) Smoke discharger x10 ( 5 mounted on each shoulder, only available in "Panzer mode")
Secondary equipment: Panzer cloak, Burst drive, support satelite, Mega magnetic Torroid barrier
Ultimate moves: Full barrage (All weapons are rapidly fired over a large area. The area is basically saturated with a lot of firepower.) Panzer ninja disappear (Using the smoke dischargers and Panzer cloak, Grand Arms is easily able to elude detection for a while.) Gigaton Smash (Basically Grand Arms charge at his opponent and runs them over.)

More specs for "Titan mode":

Ultimate moves: Panzer Destroying Fingers (All the beam cannon fingers combine their fire together creating a blast that could wipe out a space colony... in one shot.) Titan Fingers (The hands of Grand Arms glow with extreme power and they can then be used to grab or punch and burn through the toughest opponent. Similar to the God Gundam's finishing move off G Gundam.) Panzer Ninja Slash (Using the Panzer Blades, Panzer Cloak and Burst Drive, Grand Arms disappears and quickly slashes the opponent and reappears. Similar moves ninjas do in those silly Japanese video games)

Well that is it for now. Till next time.









Warning Grand Arms Panzer specs, skip if not interested.

The guy team won on survivor because that drill seargent was bossing them around. When it comes to events like that the loudest yeller usually leads their team to victory. Why did Dolly get voted off? I thought she was the swing vote between the "sorority girls" and the "mature women" ? As for apprentice it would of been cooler if mosaic actually pulled off that million dollar sweepstakes.

Clicky (Paras no likey the horizontal scrollbar)

I offer this hyperbolic, yet dead-fucking-on, comic strip as a parallel to one of the very real changes made for the Star Wars DVDs: Hayden Christensen now appears in Return of the Jedi.

I found out about this today in my playwriting class. I thought it was equal parts hilarious and stupid. - Have a good'er.

Yeah, Tay, but I couldn't very well link to AD's brilliant contribution to the urban dictionary if I used pathetic, now, could I?

Using normal google search Grand Arms Panzer is number three. Sorry to tell you this Paras but "Damn You Paras" using normal google is still number one.

In a small victory for the weirdness of this site if you search for Grand Arms Panzer on google and limit it to Canadian sites, then parasmehta.tk is the first site. Yeah for us! The phrase "Damn you Paras" is also number 1 as well.

Paras, you fucked up the conjugation of "pathesia". There's no such word as "pathesiatic" because the word "pathetic" already exists. Pathesia should be more accurately described as "an instance of patheticness". As such, it doesn't really fit into a sentence as much as it stands alone. For instance:

"Man, you guys both sucked at megaman when we played videogames night. Pathesia!"

See how that works? If you're still confused I'd suggest you talk to AD. He'll set you straight.

This message was brought to you by your local neighbourhood fictional-grammar-nazi.

Al, I've decided to change the phrase from "set you up the bomb" to "set you up the final salvo", because apparently that's FAR more destructive. Not to mention that I just got a hard-on from the mere act of reading about the power that is Grand Arms Panzer! Buddy, you have no idea how excited I am for the pictures of that behemoth!!!

Also, I'd just like to note that the majority of you (English majors not withstanding) have exceptionally atrocious spelling. Congrats.


Lastly: Eric, you idiot- Raising the Fawn was FUCKING AWESOME. They're still a 3-piece, but HOLY SHIT. They were incredible. Though I don't doubt that they sucked when you saw them; I'm just saying that you should probably see them again. They fuckin ROCKED.