flam·ma·ble
adj.

Easily ignited and capable of burning rapidly; inflammable.


If you're bored tonight, the Presidential Debate Drinking Game:


Consecrate an altar to Dionysus if…
…John Kerry doesn't look and act like a corpse.
…George W. Bush abandons the religious rhetoric and promotes a return to the good old days of separation of church and state.
…the debate turns out to be an honest clash of ideas rather than a verbal filing of press releases.

your life has meaning once again.

I thought the first sentence of the Malleus Maleficarum was the longest run on sentence ever... then I read the second:

"It has indeed lately come to Our ears, not without afflicting Us with bitter sorrow, that in
some parts of Northern Germany, as well as in the provinces, townships, territories, districts, and
dioceses of Mainz, Cologne, Tréves, Salzburg, and Bremen, many persons of both sexes,
unmindful of their own salvation and straying from the Catholic Faith, have abandoned themselves
to devils, incubi and succubi, and by their incantations, spells, conjurations, and other accursed
charms and crafts, enormities and horrid offences, have slain infants yet in the mother's womb, as
also the offspring of cattle, have blasted the produce of the earth, the grapes of the vine, the fruits
of the trees, nay, men and women, beasts of burthen, herd-beasts, as well as animals of other kinds,
vineyards, orchards, meadows, pasture-land, corn, wheat, and all other cereals; these wretches
furthermore afflict and torment men and women, beasts of burthen, herd-beasts, as well as animals
of other kinds, with terrible and piteous pains and sore diseases, both internal and external; they
hinder men from performing the sexual act and women from conceiving, whence husbands cannot
know their wives nor wives receive their husbands; over and above this, they blasphemously
renounce that Faith which is theirs by the Sacrament of Baptism, and at the instigation of the
Enemy of Mankind they do not shrink from committing and perpetrating the foulest abominations
and filthiest excesses to the deadly peril of their own souls, whereby they outrage the Divine
Majesty and are a cause of scandal and danger to very many."

Good god, who will save the English language?

and i was going to say something else: have a fabulous rest of the week everyone... only 13 1/2 hours until Winnipeg!

yeah Tom, figured you'd be in on the book... actually NO pictures. If you want pictures, you should be after the Cunt colouring book by Tee Corinne. And I also figured you'd be interested for all the "wrong" reasons... so do pick up CUNT and read it, it's a really good thing for anyone to do. and not just so that they're reading a book called cunt either.

Wow, I was going to mention about how I was doing the dishes and ended up having cold porridge, but forget that, this rocks.

actually alison i would be very interested in reading ur book, just so long as there are pictures and lots of them

and the whole "boo" thing is also sticking to your ideals. I suppose that a lot of what I say ends up coming out with a serious tree-hugger bent, but I didn't necessarily mean just environmental ideals, I meant pretty much everything... and you can stick to whatever it is you idealize without always following the system... and yes, there are bizarre non-system groups on all ends/branches of the spectrum, from neonazi skinhead communes to hippy colonies, they all exist... so it's not like there's no way to succeed outside of the system...

anyway... yeah, that's all. my head hurts, I need a break from computers now.

Ultimate Transformable Heavy Destroid Unit

Forgot to put down secondary systems.

They are: Support satelite, Panzer cloak, mini magnetic torroid barrier.

That is all.