Bueracracy is man's excuse to create red tape. Why red tape, I don't know.

Don't worry I hate school to.

I hate school....

NEVER get involved in the bureaucratic process. never work in a bureaucracy... if you actually want to live a happy life.

bloody hell.

Eric about that link you just put up, Is it just a advertisement for a restraunt? If it is I'm confused at what it was trying to do. Unless it was giving street cred to said restraunt then I understand.

It's from the Do's and Don'ts videos. Some of them are gold. Like the one where this baby's being born and his head is popping out. The guy says something along the lines of "Look at that fuckin crybaby! SHUT THE FUCK UP- you're being BORN. You wanna live in a vagina the rest of your life?" But that Iraq shit is the best. Oh, and the bit about the 12 year old boys and their hot legs is pretty fuckin great too. "fuck you mike!"

best bits on Conan tonight:
the unveiling of the new Postage Stamp series.

the afriad monsters series- werewolf man trying to catch a cab in a bad neighborhood, dracula asked to give a toast at a wedding, mommy at open mic night in a comedy club, godzilla finding his girlfriend's pregnancy test.

and the thing about the deservedly extinct animal series with the North American Mouthless tiger was pretty keen too.

when the how is you talkin' 'bout?

"It's like if you're arguing about Iraq and you're saying 'IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT', and some dude rolls up with one leg and he goes 'What's bullshit, bitch?' and you go 'uh, I don't know. I read it, er... I saw on the internet that it was bullshit.'"