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November 22, 2004 -- 2:25 PM
posted by Beck

Boobies please!

November 22, 2004 -- 1:40 PM
posted by alison

"Don't worry, I'm not actually making a website entirely devoted to pictures of you guys. haha"

well thank goodness for that. Carlee told me she took some boobie shots of me at the party this weekend, and quite frankly, I'm not so keen on having my bust broadcast across the internet. though it would be entertaining on the whole to stack us up against those hipsters. there would probably be a lot of "what the fuck?" going on... and a serious load of fun too! but no boobies, please. :)

November 22, 2004 -- 11:35 AM
posted by Al

Well I figured as much but what I said still holds for you guys. If you feel like there are cooler people out there, then you think of your friends and hopefully you won't feel so bad. Enough of this optimistic, sunshine and lolipop crap. I'm turning back into that aloof Badass persona again.

November 22, 2004 -- 10:58 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

Al, you're entirely right of course. I was just trying to point out the ridiculousness of saying we should have no freedom of speech on here. So I took it one step further and tried to suggest that there should be no freedom of fashion on here either. I was more or less just trying to point out the prevalent intolerance on here by being more intolerant than anyone else.

Don't worry, I'm not actually making a website entirely devoted to pictures of you guys. haha

November 22, 2004 -- 10:35 AM
posted by Al

Yes it's me again and some more "Oprahism" and "Dr. Philism" is going to be said, but I think it is important. Taylor that site is only cool because those people aren't trying to be anybody else except themselves. They don't think: "shit! I go to dress this way so I can be cool and make people jealous!" They dress that way because they want to, they act that way because they want to. There are 6 billion people in the world right now, 1 of those people are bound to dress like you. However that does not mean you aren't special, they might dress similarily to you but they aren't you. They don't act or experiance or have the same friends as you. They are themselves because of the whole package they represent. As are you a individual because of everything you have done and the authentic person you present to the world. I didn't make friends with you guys because you wore 300 dollars jeans and 15000 dollar jackets, liked certain bands, had all the CD's in the world, could kill a man by staring at him, or had superpowers. You are my friends because you are individuals with interest, skills, talents and personalities that are wonderful and diverse. To tell you the truth if you looked like a "bum off the street" but were the same as you were right now, I rather be friends with you then a shallow individual that looked like he or she could be in a fashion magazine or some high end night club patron. But I don't run your lives I can only say what is on my mind and hopefully you will listen. So Taylor I don't care how cool those people are I'll still be me at the end of the day and if that isn't cool enough for you then I guess there's nothing you can do about it. Don't put my picture up on your website or just avoid me if you find that easier. And Eric it doesn't matter if some person dresses like you, you still have a group of friends who will support and encourage you to be the best person you can be no matter what, I hope that is enough because in the end that is all I have to offer. This post seems strange considering I am a nihilist and a pessimist... Well underneath that "I think I'm a badass in a slasher movie" persona there's really a nice person... I think. Sorry to bore you guys. Have a nice day :)

November 22, 2004 -- 8:54 AM
posted by Al

Eric just because he is wearing the same jeans as you means nothing. Those jeans are mass produced like nobodies buisness and I wouldn't be suprise if in Edmonton alone several thousand people are wearing the same buffalo jeans. Like I said before if you want to make a statement wear a grey sweat suit... or you can dress up like Iori Yagami while I dress up like Kyo Kusanagi. Either way I don't think its the clothing that makes you, you. Its how you act and everything overall that makes you Eric. That guy can never be you no matter what, so don't worry otherwise you'll get paranoid and think 5 asian guys are trying to steal your Kyo Kusanagi jacket.

November 22, 2004 -- 8:47 AM
posted by Al

Tell you the truth Taylor half that stuff you said about those band didn't even make sense to me. You like those bands and that type of music and well... I don't. That's why this site is so cool, people from different backgrounds and taste can come together and discuss their interest and hobbies. Consequently I'll never be as "cool" as the guys on that site but you'll still be my friend (hopefully). Just as how all of you guys will still be my friend though you don't listen to the music I listen to or dress in similar ways. But I wouldn't want you guys to anyways, hanging around with a group of sameness seems a little boring to me.

November 21, 2004 -- 9:27 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

haha, the animation for that video is rad.

November 21, 2004 -- 6:52 PM
posted by *andy thompson

A taste of TISM



"Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me" Video
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;
Corporate capers and office amour;
Shenanigans outdoor and in -
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

All loves have to die - of that there's no help;
My favourite way to end em'
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum,
Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse it.
He would rather die than not get to fuck:
Personally, I reckon it's worth it.



I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is fucking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.

I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who’s one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat.

I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt

I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?

I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt





Lisel sent me the link to the video, and I've been enjoying these guys ever since. I've found two or three of their other songs with Kazaa, and I think they're worth everyone's time. - I'm just spreading the love.

November 21, 2004 -- 5:48 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

WOOHOOOO!!! Tomorrow I go to GWAR!!!

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