What shallow reasons is that? We're all ugly so that makes you seem more handsome to people? Are we just frames for you so that you can think your better looking then someone? I'm no ones pawn espically to the likes of you. My sword in your face will easily fix this situation. Then you don't have to give a fuck about someone biting your style. You'll have a unique style to yourself... Finally I have conquered these weak emotions that drive humans... The only ones left are now rage and hatred.

Party? wha? last weekend?

i'll be honest with you guys, i'm only friends with you for VERY VERY shallow reasons. and frankly if you were bums on the street, i probably wouldn't even give you the time of day. thank your lucky stars nones of yous is bums.

also, an article by the author of PLANET SIMPSON concerning Radiohead and copyright laws. coincidently this instance of "Micropayment" is one of the fears of the future concerning intellectual property addressed by the Intellectual Commons that Taylor addressed earlier.

http://www.planetsimpson.com/radiohead.aspx

so what does it say of me that I found that link (the baby stories one) highly entertaining and interesting? hmm... perhaps I am a girl after all! ha ha!

canderflabble... must use that word now... but how? when?

Canderflabble - a noun meaning “the state of two people each waiting to see if the other will volunteer to address an unpleasant situation that has recently arisen and could be handled by either but which neither wants to do.”

From Matthew Baldwin of Defective Yeti... talking about his experiences as a new father here

Searching for papers?

http://scholar.google.com/

um, eww. no
Beck, if it hasn't already been said enough, you're a pervert,
and I mean that in the nicest way possible, but you're still creepy.
and your post is just plain creepy.
and I'd far prefer if my bust wasn't brought into public viewing that way.
but it appears that there are some people who would disagree...
and I say fie to them. they are after all my breasts.
(not the people who would disagree, but oh hell, you'd better know what I mean!)
:p

Boobies please!

"Don't worry, I'm not actually making a website entirely devoted to pictures of you guys. haha"

well thank goodness for that. Carlee told me she took some boobie shots of me at the party this weekend, and quite frankly, I'm not so keen on having my bust broadcast across the internet. though it would be entertaining on the whole to stack us up against those hipsters. there would probably be a lot of "what the fuck?" going on... and a serious load of fun too! but no boobies, please. :)

Well I figured as much but what I said still holds for you guys. If you feel like there are cooler people out there, then you think of your friends and hopefully you won't feel so bad. Enough of this optimistic, sunshine and lolipop crap. I'm turning back into that aloof Badass persona again.