Hey, I didn't sell out for $5!!! That Freddy's a liar!!! Don't listen to him!!!




It was $10.

holy shit. Settle down, people! And stop using "fag" as a derogatory term. It's not nice.

I think the only internet protocol that I can see around here is that paras should eat shit. How's that for a protocol? And speaking of IP addresses, I know where you live (face told me for $5bux that backstabbing prick) and tonight I PEE ON YOUR ADDRESS for once!!!

Never call freddy a lefthand again. I already told you I'm not one of those gays. You'll learn. Oh, YOU'LL learn.

...."the gays?"...

whoa. this place has totally gotten out of hand.
right fuckin' on.

I alternatively contend that Paras is an asshole and there's no way you'll catch me acting like some left-handed faggot!!! WHO DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE... THE GAYS???

So many bizarre people today. I wish I had some way of telling who they are. Like an address, say, from which you could determine who was using the internet protocol. Oh well, a man can dream. I do find it interesting that freddy and face both use the term "scrolly wheel". I guess we'll never know for sure, though...

Besides, freddy, clearly your left hand doesn't have the fingerblades. I contend that you could use the iPod scrollwheel. You just choose not to because you don't have any music to play. (Either that, or your ears are so badly burned you can't get those supremely stylish headphones in...)

(That's not news, Alison. That's months old! Now this is news.)

Thanks freddy, you're right! I knew there'd be someone else out there *cough cough* besides me *cough* (ahem, exscuse me) who isn't so easily impressed with those scrolly wheels!

BTW- I bought one of those newfangled iPods the other day. I decided to go with it over MD because those scrolly wheels looked fun but FUCK THE SCROLLY WHEELS they're useless for fingerbladed individuals!!!


Just my 2 cents.

to the person named jason you are a real asshole! who do you think you are just using me for your shitty movie franchise? Am I not just a person in makeup? Aren't I your friend? you are mean and cruel (the way you tried to kill me in Freddie VS. Jason), you don’t care about any other shitty horror franchises just your own! you didn’t even really apologize to those who you basically said you would chainsaw to pieces. they may be a buncha pussy-faced panzies for excepting [sic] such an obviously lame movie premise but that doesn’t give you the right to chop them into pieces. i don’t see why any of the people on this site are still your friend after such shitty movies. i think you’d be better off getting the hell off the silver screen! in fact don’t even bother taking off that stupid hockey mask to see anybody in real life you haven’t earned there [sic] friendship at all!

Sincerely,
Mr. Kreuger



Thank you and goodnight!

I can pretty much guarantee that most of us, if not all of us, will not have exotic dancer-birds hovering around us after we have died... if that is indeed what you're implying, Paras.

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