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December 16, 2004 -- 1:35 PM
posted by Par

"je dois écrire un composition de huit ou dix pages"


Je ne sais pas beaucoup de français (and this entire sentence is probably gibberish), mais pour quoi ne peut pas c'être neuf pages? Or is that some kind of patriarchal number that is not allowed?

Apparently, bad photoshops still convince people.

Oh, and to Beck (and anyone else who missed it), that Scream of the Shalka Doctor Who webcast is back up, as well as a teaser trailer for the new series (which will apparently be on CBC "as soon as possible" after it debuts in the UK this Spring.)

December 16, 2004 -- 1:06 PM
posted by Al

Guess who is now a acronym?

December 16, 2004 -- 12:43 PM
posted by alison

How to unite the entire world? (Unified world government)
Only Alex Chiu has the solution to unite the world, unless you can think of a better one...




um, yeah, eternal life rings. how old is this guy? 35, maybe? it's a pyramid scheme without the pyramid.
It's bullshit

December 16, 2004 -- 12:40 PM
posted by alison

“Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead!”
dude, it's no wonder why I don't drink pepsi... can you imagine all the resurrected dead people? Who would want to have to clean up after them? I mean, come on, all those chunks of rotting flesh falling off, limbs left behind when they go out... It just wouldn't be good. (okay, okay, it's from that translation site)


And... in other news, because it was driving me a little batty to read your banter:
Would you have been so insulted as to stop wearing your jacket had that person in the picture been a girl, Albert? Some things are unisex for a reason. And if you think you lose cred because there's the possibility that someone female is wearing the same coat as you, I suggest you don't open your eyes when you're on campus period, because there are a lot of women with those kinds of jackets. Same goes to you Taylor... and your "girly" sweater as Carlee put it. Who cares? If it looks good on you, wear it, male or female. Who gives a shit if someone else has the "exact same" thing on and is of the opposite sex. I mean, really, if I ran into a guy wearing the same dress as me, sure I'd have a good laugh, but I don't think I'd stop wearing it just because he was. So get over it. No one has destroyed your coat, or the perception of your coat to the public, and it's really not anything worth making a fuss over.


one last thing: J'ai fini mon examen final du français! C'est très bien, mais je dois écrire un composition de huit ou dix pages pour ma classe des études des femmes pour lundi. Merde. Je ne l'ai pas commencé maintenant.

December 16, 2004 -- 12:31 PM
posted by Al

Tay with a plan that good what could possibly go wrong?

December 16, 2004 -- 12:28 PM
posted by Al

Sounds good AD, I'll be free! Free! FREEEEEEE!!!!... Um I'll be there.

Solidarity Tay, Fucking solidarity.

December 16, 2004 -- 9:56 AM
posted by edo

Place my banner on your site and receive a free pair of Eternal Life Rings when 80 people have clicked on the banner. We will ship you the rings world wide. We pay for shipping.

What are we waiting for??

December 16, 2004 -- 9:35 AM
posted by Par

Why have I never seen this page before today?? Actually, a better question is why have you immortal bastards been hiding this page from me?? Moreover, his New Darwinism is earth-shattering!

December 16, 2004 -- 9:17 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

[Carlee's Sven voice]: Good. Morning!

December 16, 2004 -- 12:18 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

So I've been trying to find out the identity of the polaroidscene.com guy, and I noticed a poster in the background of one of the photos that said "DJ Steve Aoki", and I also noticed that one of the galleries was of a birthday for some guy named Steve. Looking into the gallery I noticed that this steve guy is a DJ. So I put 2-and-2 together and googled DJ Steve Aoki. Apparently Steve is in Japan along with the polaroidscene.com dude... but here's the interesting thing:

DJ Steve Aoki is the founder of DIM MAK records. And check out some of the artists who're on this label:

  • Panthers
  • Pretty Girls Make Graves
  • The Von Bondies
  • Red Light Sting
  • Block Party
  • Tracy and The Plastics (which happens to be Carlee's favourite new band!)

    But get this, in 2005 they'll be releasing material from the Blood Brothers! Not only that, but they get distro through Touch & Go (Blonde Redhead etc). So here's the plan for getting to the bottom of the mystery:

    1. LIME sends DIM MAK a demo of their new CD
    2. Steve Aoki gets in touch with LIME
    3. He flies LIME down to LA to play a show with the Blood Brothers
    4. Steve is impressed with our performance
    5. We get signed
    6. We hang out at all the polaroidscene.com parties.
    7. I become a member of the indie-club elite
    8. I infiltrate polaroidscene.com headquarters
    9. I have mad sex with mad hotties
    10. I discover the identity of the man behind the polaroidscene.com camera!



    Fuck. It's almost TOO easy.


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