uh, yeah... that's how it goes... holy shit Taylor... if I didn't have the faintest clue who you were, I'd be militantly angry at you.

but I think the fact that I know you a little bit, and Michael Franti is singing, makes it okay for you to be a complete asshole. ... but only under those exact conditions.

I bet Fox would give my show airtime. If not Fox I can always take it to Spike! TV... What could possibly be manlier than my TV show? Maybe another sweet Jesse James show where he makes fuckin rad bikes and then rides them through mexico shooting guns in the desert... but that's about it I think.

Alright, I like my track-record so far. That makes (count 'em!) THREE get-rich-quick schemes! I shoulda never wasted my time on this University bullshit. You don't need a degree to get rich quick. That's more like get rich slow. Ten years of school pissing money out of your ass going through Med, and then another ten years paying off those debts... and THEN getting rich. Fuck that shit.

Tonight I came up with the best premise for a reality TV show ever:

Bull's Eye For The Gay Guy
(Big GAYm Hunting)

It's all about shootin fags in the forest.

eh, eh?

The catch phrase is everytime a hunter scores a fag in the head with his 12-gauge he yells "bullseye!!!". It would be like on The Apprentice when he says "you're fired". Everybody waits to hear him say it. In my show you'd be waiting to hear "bullseye!!!" instead. And at the end of the show when they tally up how many homos bit it, they play that Q.E.F.T.S.G. theme song that goes "All thing's just keep gettin better!"

So there have been rumours that the Unicorns broke up. Nobody really knows for sure...

Except for this one guy here in this fine city of Edmonton who e-mailed them and found out that they did indeed break up. Apparently Alden is starting a new band, and Nick may or may not be joining the (highly over-rated IMO) Arcade Fire.

You heard it here first ladies and gents...

cawcawcaw i'm a birdie....my ear fucking hurts. also if you are going to halo i am excited for you, i will also be there and maybe we can dance together....my ear fucking hurts soooo bad. maybe if i think about how much fun i am going to have 2morrow nite i will feel better

Paras... feel free to edit that lost post and put "Friday February 4th, 2005" at the top. And feel free to delete this one while you're at it. Oh don't thank me, you're welcome.

Redhanded
Totheteeth/Tothehilt
The Limes
My Telltale Heart
& Helden!!!

$7

Doors @ 7:00

Sharko Tanko
10249-97 Street

HOLY SHIT!!! That homestarrunner site is the funniest thing I've ever seen!!! FUCK, that's hilarious! Thanks for the fuckin link man! I can't believe I'd never seen that site before...

I see it was sooo good that Paras already added it to the links at the left! Holy shit that kid is fast.

Highlights from the LISTEN RECORDS MAILING LIST:

NEW ARRIVALS
Cursive - Art Is Hard/The Recluse Robotic - Empire - 10"
- "Omaha, Nebraska's Cursive have been consistently evolving and innovating their indie/rock sound since their inception over nine years ago, and their latest vinyl release is no exception. Combining two CD-singles originally released by Saddle Creek in support of their most recent album, The Ugly Organ, this limited picture disc 10" record contains two phenomenal album tracks, "Art Is Hard" and "The Recluse", along with three rarely-heard B-sides, "Sinner's Serenade", "Once" and "Adapt". Creating an indefinable sound, Cursive is amongst a rare breed of bands that mixes the finest elements of indie rock's myriad of sub-genres, managing to pull on one's emotions without being overtly wimpy about it. It's not hard to understand why critics praise the band, including a four-star review from Rolling Stone and a 5/5 from Alternative Press. Best known for innovative and extreme heavy music, Robotic Empire is extremely proud to release this 10" record by one of independent music's most creative groups. Limited to 2750 copies."

Postal Service, The - We Will Become Silhouettes - Sub Pop - 12"
- A new single from The Postal Service! (And, here we mean the band, not the government agency that delivers the mail lest we mislead you) AND! There’s a brand new b-side here: Be Still My Heart. In addition to the album version of the title track, and Be Still My Heart this single includes a Matthew Dear remix of We Will Become Silhouettes, and a Styrofoam remix of Nothing Better.

SHOWS
Hidden Cameras w/ The Faunts & All Purpose Voltage Heroes
Sunday Jan 30
@ Power Plant

No Hands 7" Release Party w/ Smokey
Thursday Feb 3
@ Victory Lounge

Limblifter w/ Doubting Paris & This Civil Twilight
Thursday Feb 17
@ New City

What is it with all these people I don't know? Are you MMFT guys? Stick to your goddamn mecha sites and leave this one alone!